100 Posts Needed---Moan HERE---- Funny complaints!

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  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Coffee came out my nose! Good one Mick!
    AussieMickPeg
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    My complaint is I laughed so hard ,
    I almost
    Couldn't finish my chocolate.

    Last night my husband, from his chair....hollered at me to feed all the cats.... NOW!

    Ok ok I said. I'll feed them!
    We don't have any cats and he was talking in his sleep. ROFLMAO

    :D
    CalamityJane
  • JenngJenng Member Posts: 3,229
    For our singles :) you're just over qualified

    CalamityJanePeglinfranz
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Hahahaha
    Peg
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496

    Okay hers my funny now....

    *Tell a person that there are 186,624,659,144,908,274,982,165,368. Stars in the sky----
    They will believe you.

    Tell them " don't touch that, the paint is wet!" and they will touch it. LOL.
    Peg
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    I hate it when I'm texting and I walk into the glass door. Lmao BOINK. SPLAT.
    Peg
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    I here it when my dogs come in from the rain.... And shake mud all over my white kitchen!

    :)
    CalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    Ever have one of those days!?
    CalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2017
    I hate it when you think you've hung up from the phone, begin cussing the person up one side and down the other..... Ony to realize the phones still connected and they've heard every word. :o
    CalamityJane
  • Kane1Kane1 Member Posts: 173
    I don't have much to moan about! Leader of the No 1 Posse! Hahaha
    #RogueRiders! #GoRogue!

    Moan about me advertising on your cloud if you wish ;) Xxxxxx
    CalamityJanePeg
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    edited May 2017
    I'll moan of you not being covered n chocolate and then moan again! Xxxxxxx

    Congrats #rogues!!!!!! Have a #Double Shot of liquid fun! Haha Kane

    I complain .... That you won't hold still to be dipped lol ...
    Kane1Peg
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    My complaint today is.....

    The husband says he wants to go fishing.
    I pack his clothes, gather his tackle box and gear, helping him get ready.

    Three days into his trip , I phone and ask " how's the fish biting?"

    He says " oh just great, catching tons of fish! Eating fresh fish for Dinner!
    Just one question, dear.....where did you pack my underwear?"

    I reply..." In your tackle box ". :o

    Peg
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Chocolate ready for dipping. How many wins is this back to back?

    Well done Kane & Rogues!

    From All of us @ DS
    Kane1Pegxena1978
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Hahaha I'm so sleepy I put that in the wrong place. LMAO.
    Kane1Peg
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    edited May 2017
    my complaint today is long time members leaving a posse, without a thanks, kiss my butt, or the finger... Instead of joining our DS2- joins another team. Now ain't that sweet? Ha.
    Well how do ya doooooooo.

    My complaint is that some of the great bosses, do so much to keep people happy to those , some clueless as to how busy we can get. Please show the boss how much ya like them! :D <3

    Now with that said gimme some chocolates, I feel like dipping WINNERS!
    PegKane1
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    things that irritate me: opening a door for someone and they don't even say thanks.
    PegKane1
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Running out of smokes in the middle of the night...
    PegKane1
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Things that make me feel good is giving away household items that are in my way, to a stranger I've never met before ( in this case, giving to a young family, with three small children) to hear the excitement in their voices is worth it all to me.
    Some things.... Money just can't buy. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    PegKane1
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    My complaint today is that I don't have anything to complain about, I'm not used to that, so there's my complaint LMAO :)
    Kane1CalamityJane
  • Kane1Kane1 Member Posts: 173
    Pegga with nothing to complain about!?!?!?!?! I don't believe that! Hahaha ;) Xx
    PegCalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    LMFAO. , I KNOW, RIGHT??? hahahahaa. Okay I'm going to complain that it took ya long enough to say it! Ooohhhhh, I'm dying all over the floor ! Lmao. Ya kill me ya know :) xx
    CalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    Give me time, I'm not awake yet. I'll find something ! Xx
    CalamityJane
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    It's not true ya know. Lol. We chased off a salesman who obviously ignored our no trespassing sign, now THAT was funny. He was very observant. Wanted to know if her newly sided house needed siding.
    I told him to have a nice day. He flipped me ofF! Then we let the dogs out and they all said HOWDYYYYYY LUNCH HOWDY COME BACK CHOMP CHOMP. He left high steppin it . Cardio at its best! Hahaaaa :)
    Peg
  • Kane1Kane1 Member Posts: 173
    Hahaha I knew it ;) Xx
    PegCalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    xxxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The dog did it ! :o :D :D :D :)
    CalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    I would never let the dogs out on a watch command, oh nevaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Okay. Maybe once.

    Alright twice

    Fine, three times!

    Four, that's my final answer... They bit four trespassers...
    ( but they were all bad)

    They will explain the scars on their bum for the rest of their lives ! I still have a quad runner LOL
    Good doggies!
    CalamityJane
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    Now that's true! One guy went over her fence with the dog attached to his butt. Skinny kid made it over the 6 foot fence.... The not so skinny kid broke his own fence , screaming lol. Dog had a lot of fun and it was hilarious to watch! Kodak moment for sure
    Peg
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    Oh that was funny. It was dark and all I could hear was boots hitting the ground. Dog growling with his mouth full of chubby butt... The fence crackin.. And a glimpse of the German Sheperd hanging off he's bum. Yanking and pulling on his cheek! Haha. Steal from em will ya! Hahahaha >:)
    CalamityJane
  • PegPeg Member Posts: 560
    People who have horrible excuses for leaving or not playing... Haven't we heard just about all of them? Be funny to make a thread with all the reasons why... Now that would be flippin hilarious!
    CalamityJane
  • CalamityJaneCalamityJane Member Posts: 496
    My complaint is --- its just too dang HOT.
    100 degrees in the shade and not a breeze to be found. Ugh. Splat. Gag.
    Peg
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