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"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."
puyk
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  • BrutusBrutus Member Posts: 13
    Don't squat with your spurs on.
    GrillGirlsanteeelPappioturkey
  • Carrie_RNCarrie_RN Member Posts: 11
    If a frog had pockets, he'd carry a pistol to shoot snakes!
    puyk
  • DorkletheKidDorkletheKid Member Posts: 1
    Who needs a wife? My horse is the only nag I need.
    santeeJabadabadooo
  • NumokungNumokung Member Posts: 1
    So far and so long up
  • santeesantee Member Posts: 1
    The business end of a sixgun earns no interest.
  • Tom63Shadow63Tom63Shadow63 Member Posts: 1
    The only good cow rustler is a dead one, as my granddaddy use to say
  • SpectoViaSpectoVia Member Posts: 2
    Studies show that the cowboys that celebrate the most birthdays, live the longest.
  • NekobasuNekobasu Staff Posts: 127
    Thank y'all for these great wisdoms! Keep 'em coming!
  • Cowboy_BobCowboy_Bob Member Posts: 2
    "Head 'em up, move 'em out! Rollin', Rollin', Rollin!" Hey, what do you want from a kid from New York? Besides, it worked for The Blues Brothers! lol
    Earl_1
  • Earl_1Earl_1 Member Posts: 315
    In the words of Michael Martin Murphy

    There's a great American hero, we all look up to
    When the times are hard and the chips are down,
    He knows just what to do
    Now a cowboy's got a set of rules that he lives by day to day
    If you ask for his advice, he'll more than likely say

    If it's a fence, mend it. If it's a dollar bill, spend it
    Before if burns a hole down in them jeans
    It it's a load, truck it. If it's a punch, duck it.
    If she's a lady, treat her like a queen

    That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
    It's in the way he lives his life and the songs he sings
    That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
    He's got a simple solution to just about anything

    If it's a job, do it. Put your back in to it.
    'Cause a little bit of dirt's gonna wash off in the rain
    If it's a horse, ride it. If it hurts, hide it.
    Dust yourself off and get back on again.

    That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
    It's in the way he lives his life and the songs he sings
    That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
    He's got a simple solution to just about anything

    An old cowboy and a young buckaroo were workin', ridin' fence
    The old hand was testin' the kid - on his skill and common sense
    He said "Son, if you seen three men in a pickup truck,
    dressed alike from boot to hat,
    could you tell which one was the real cowboy,
    just from where he sat?"

    The kid scratched his head awhile and then he said
    "Well, there ain't no way to know".
    The old hand grinned and then he said
    "Kid, you've still got a ways to go.
    The real cowboy's the one in the middle.
    He ain't there just by fate.
    'Cause first he don't have to drive, and then
    he don't have to mess with the gate"

    That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got it
    It's in the way he lives his life and the songs he sings
    That's cowboy logic, every cowboy's got
    He's got a simple solution to just about anything
    He's got a simple solution to just about anything



  • Earl_1Earl_1 Member Posts: 315
    edited February 2016
    Bailing wire can fix anything
  • Earl_1Earl_1 Member Posts: 315
    Also, any good cowboy knows to sleep with their boots on

    Several reasons for that.
    Snakes can't crawl into them. And you've already got your boots on if you have to react in a hurry. Do you want to be trying to stop a cattle stampede in sock feet?
  • Earl_1Earl_1 Member Posts: 315
    edited February 2016
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  • Caper911Caper911 Member Posts: 1
    The Sheriff in town got a wiener dog cause he wanted to "get a long little doggie"
    Desperado_Dan
  • Dutch_Meyers69Dutch_Meyers69 Member Posts: 1
    May your belly never grumble, may your heart never ache, may your horse never stumble, may your cinch never break.
    honto
  • MooMoo Member Posts: 1
    If a Cowboy had wings he'd be a Winged rider
  • LassmanLassman Member Posts: 1
    A disturbed cowboy, is A dead cowboy
    honto
  • JabadabadoooJabadabadooo Member Posts: 1
    Dont yust randomly send in your troops, be cearful. Its a strategy game
    honto
  • BoorothermelBoorothermel Member Posts: 1
    If ya wanna hoot with the owls, ya gotta fly with the eagles.
    honto
  • elPappioelPappio Member Posts: 2
    Never drink down stream from the herd
    honto
  • elPappioelPappio Member Posts: 2
    Never kiss the south end of a north bound cow!
  • Ol_longtoothOl_longtooth Member Posts: 1
    "Once you find the most comfortable boots, don't give'em up till you can see your toe nails!"
    cowsnndodd
  • TheIrishKidTheIrishKid Member Posts: 1
    I never stole a horse from someone I didn't like.
  • coach4lots8coach4lots8 Member Posts: 2
    Cattle chores cause saddles sores
  • coach4lots8coach4lots8 Member Posts: 2
    The cows hoppin tails a floppin knees er clenchin buckets a foaming. Tales of milking machines of old times.
  • NyiminthuNyiminthu Member Posts: 1
    HELLO
  • jonewaynejonewayne Member Posts: 1
    'A shot of whiskey'
    In the old west .45 cartridge for six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey. YEHAW
  • WuttichaiWuttichai Member Posts: 1
    ;) good
  • TexJustTexMamTexJustTexMam Member Posts: 1
    "It's better to have lightning in your fist than to have thunder coming from your mouth." - Native American Proverb
  • DeadRingerDeadRinger Member Posts: 1
    When you ride the fences, remember you better let somebody love you sometime. The fence won't stand forever!
    WangchungCowboy
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