NML's Ban The Person Above You Game

[Deleted User]




Okay the rules are simple:

1. Ban the person who posted above you.
2. Give a reason for the banning.
3. Give a duration for the banning.
4. Don't be rude or offensive.
5. Don't use this thread to troll people.
6. try and approach this with a sense of humor.
7. No Mod or Staff participation unless you are actually banning someone.



I'll start off with @jester because he has made me laugh here often.


Reason:

@Jester you are banned because you farted in the frozen foods isle of your local grocery store because you figured since you were alone in the isle you could just ease away from the scene without anyone realizing who dealt it! But. I. Heard. It. All!


Duration:

15 minutes because by then you will have had time to air out

[Deleted User]

I guess its you @Darkfae because us toxic people have to stick together.
Duration, negative 1 month so you can go back and think about your actions.

[Deleted User]

I actually considered calling the psychic hot line to help me figure out why I keep getting banned last time it happened because I sat and thought about it till smoke poured out my ears and still couldn't figure it out....

Reason:

@bgbelden you are banned because your one-liners are just as funny as mine and sometimes even funnier!

Duration:

12 seconds because that's about how long it will probably take you to come up with another zinger

masmith93

I'm banning both of you. At the same time. In the same room.

SlickRick

Person: @masmith93

Reason:

You've virtually enslaved me and demanded blackmail payments in Bitcoin which is a currency I don't even use...plus you're too lazy to read the announcements and now I have to spoon-feed you any pertinent information

Duration:

1 minute and 23 seconds...it would be longer but I can't go that long without you

mongo911

I'm banning SlickRick...

He is making NG giddy with excitement, spending too much money that makes the rest of us look like we're the spawn of Mr. Scrooge...

So wrong...

Ban for 6 min and 66 seconds...

WalkerBait1

So home forum screen shows @mongo911 posting thread after you @SlickRick so it appears no need to say why I would ban cause they already are banned

SlickRick

Poor @mongo911 ...maybe he didn't realize this was just a game

masmith93

It's all fun and games until...

[Deleted User]

@Darkfae ironically I got banned after someone told me to stfu. Still don't get it.

[Deleted User]

@bgbelden

I got invisi-tagged into a thread last night by one of them just so they can threaten to ban me. I keep stating the fact that they don't like me and really don't understand why that keeps getting refuted?

mongo911

I'm never banning @DarkFae...

Nope...

masmith93

@mongo911 We can't see you buddy.

[Deleted User]

I wonder how long a thread it would be if I started a "I've been banned" thread.
Of course currently banned people wouldn't be able to post to it.....

WalkerBait1

@masmith93 my imagination is running wild on what he could be saying, is urs?

masmith93

@WalkerBait1 LOL. You could PM him and find out.

mongo911

Screammmmmmmmm...

WalkerBait1

Haha the imagination part and seeing his pro pic is cracking me up enough! Sorry @mongo911 sure many know ur silence pain

capibara

Ban @masmith93

Reason:
because she believe that cpybaras are not real but instead they are mythical creatures of fantasy

Duration:
Until i will celebrate "7000 stars for capi"

masmith93

Hey @capibara Cheater cheater! @WalkerBait1 is above you!!!

SlickRick

Yeah I'm with @WalkerBait1 on this one...I can just imagine the things he's saying to his screen right now

masmith93

Oh snap, he just told me what he's saying. Wow.

SlickRick

Repeatable? Or only suited for Cinemax late at night? I know which one I'm guessing

masmith93

Pu..
Puppies
Cu
Cuddly
Fu
Funny
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Assuring

SlickRick

Random Mongo check...hang in there buddy...we'll never forget you

jester

Slick Rick is banned for a fortnight for discussing bannings of other players.

lmfgunnut

@jester is banned for 1 hour for being unable to protect his fort, another hour for not being able to protect his thread, and another hour for trying to hide his shame by giving his thread away.

mongo911

@lmfgunnut banned for one half hour, for wishing someone ( probably ********* ) would gleefully eat, one of his extra bullets...

Ahhh... Posting again...

[Deleted User]

Reason:

for still managing to make me laugh even though you were banned with your post flags.

Duration:

Negative 1 day so that we can see what your responses were

jester

Welcome back Mongo!

mongo911

@jester you're up next...

But first a word from our " Expierenced Banned Bitch Boy " ( it's me... Duh... )

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Kids when you are " really really Banned " you ca login...

You can " post " on a thread... But, only you ( and maybe de nefarious Mods too... ) can see what you post..

So when you are released from that " hellish prison " ( a place that even GOD ' himself / herself ' would not inflect upon any living creature ) your " posts " ( that you wrote , vulgar as they can be... ) are now seen by one and all...

So upon release, either quickly edit them of their angry words, or await the sniveling folks to swoop back into your life, for further " painful discipline "

Also I could not generate & send a " PM " to some one I had never " PM 'ed " before,

But if that person sends you a " PM message " ( bless you my dear... It was like a cool drop of water on my tongue, the hellish fires, were for a moment, abated... ) you can respond...
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So @jester, I didn't for get ya...
" Banned " for seventeen minuets, for making me respond to your " Welcome Back Ploy " ( all to get me to post a " long nauseating post " ) & run the risk of further banning...

Sigh...

( oh yea, Hugs & Kisses @DarkFae... )