If NG had a corporate mascot it would be called.....

Just thought I might be of service to NG's marketing department. Every good corporation should have a mascot. For just a taste, here's an idea.

"Captain Bundle Pants" - He only comes to solve problems that he made and previously didn't exist, plus he's charges for his service and there is absolutely no guarantee that he'll actually fix the issue.

Can anyone else think of attributes for Captain Bundle Pants?
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  • TroubleManTroubleMan Member Posts: 423
    @Governator , yes but what are his powers? And I love the picture....perfect.
  • GreenBalloonGreenBalloon Member Posts: 316
    It couldn't be anything with incredible intelligence. After all, they think fat is bullet proof and that crossbows can be silenced. It would also have to be something petulant as they obviously feel the rules of ethics don't apply to them. But it would have to be smart enough to boot up a computer and type actual words.
  • TroubleManTroubleMan Member Posts: 423
    Captain Bundle Pants is also an expert at dpwnplaying any and every problem you call him for. He is quick to distract you with unrelated merchandise.
  • DIblisDIblis Member Posts: 729
    Whatever it looks like or does it does need to include bitch nuts.
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  • Fester17Fester17 Member Posts: 683
    edited July 2016
    From the Star Wars Wiki:

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  • CanadianMikeCanadianMike Member Posts: 202
    Don't know the name and looks, but I'm sure it'd come with the golden greedy trait of "100% chance of ripping you off".
  • TroubleManTroubleMan Member Posts: 423
    @Sipher07 ....awesome! Any special traits or unlocks?
  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    edited July 2016
    I immediately thought of this when I read Mascot.. I don't know why :joy:
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    Edit: aww man.. It didn't work! Ah well.. Sorry about the link lol
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  • Sipher07Sipher07 Member Posts: 591
    The Rat case study is so funny. watch. He pushed the pleasure button and ignored food till he died

    I will have to mortgage my house soon to buy enough radios to buy enough tokens to buy enough upgrades to gain 1% of a useless trait like "vigilence???"

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  • PimpOfTheDeadPimpOfTheDead Member Posts: 654
    Greedy mcpig?
  • Japes87Japes87 Member Posts: 1,399
    When I was a kid I thought scrooge Mc duck diving into his gold pit was the coolest thing ever ... it wasn't until a little later in life that I realized taking a swan dive into a pile of money might actually kill you .. or at least give you a nasty concussion. Childhood ruined
  • CanadianMikeCanadianMike Member Posts: 202

    I imagine this.
  • murph0228murph0228 Member Posts: 41
    Richard F'n Nixon

    "I am not a crook "
    (flashing double peace aigns)

    (drops the mic and staggers out)
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