Who has the best joke?

FunGamingTrashFunGamingTrash Member Posts: 174
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-People tell their jokes
-Thats it
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  • FunGamingTrashFunGamingTrash Member Posts: 174
    Q-Where did Mary go after the explosion?

    A-Everywhere
    [Deleted User]ggbatsPR0DJInspTurbines
  • FunGamingTrashFunGamingTrash Member Posts: 174
    Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
    [Deleted User]ggbatsPR0DJInspTurbinesMadPuppy
  • FunGamingTrashFunGamingTrash Member Posts: 174
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    -
    Dave Barry
    [Deleted User][Deleted User]Rhonda38574InspTurbines
  • DaleDale Member Posts: 1,122
    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide.
    FunGamingTrashblynknzInspTurbines
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    You know who hates plays on words? The police. They hate to cop a pun.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    Rhonda38574InspTurbines
  • grumblegeekgrumblegeek Member Posts: 45
    edited August 2016
    Where does a monkey go when he is single and ready to mingle? He goes to the monkey bars.
    Rhonda38574InspTurbines
  • LightfeetLightfeet Member Posts: 1,062
    - This is my new girlfriend. Isn't she beautiful?
    - Yes, she isn't beautiful.
    Guild: Dosnbier (Germany)
    Chat: http://forums.nextgames.com/walkingdead/discussion/8369/dosnbier#latest
    ggbatsTheLostOnesInspTurbines
  • FunGamingTrashFunGamingTrash Member Posts: 174
    Q- Why can't a blonde dial 911?

    A- She can't find the eleven.
    [Deleted User]ggbatsPR0DJRhonda38574InspTurbines
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 47
    Funny thread.
    FunGamingTrash
  • GODisFakeGODisFake Member Posts: 41
    Where does a sick ship go?

    To the doc (k)
    MizTyFunGamingTrashPR0DJRhonda38574AmelyInspTurbines
  • AmazaynAmazayn Member Posts: 522
    @Teeceezy, "We apologize that we are nerfing the luck trait."
    me, "Are you joking?!"
    @Teeceezy, "Nope, we are also nerfing the dodge trait."
    me... daf just happened... :confounded:
    DanofthedeadFunGamingTrashCanadianMikeInspTurbines
  • DanofthedeadDanofthedead Member Posts: 60
    How many animals can you fit in one pair of panty hose? 14, teen little piggies, two calves, a beaver and an ass.
    [¬O-o]¬
    FunGamingTrashblynknz[Deleted User]Rhonda38574MadPuppyInspTurbines
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    @Danofthedead Wow.

    But you forgot the two soles.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sole_(fish)

    And theoretically you might have, instead of the beaver, a *cough* rooster.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    FunGamingTrashDanofthedeadMizTyInspTurbines
  • CanadianMikeCanadianMike Member Posts: 202
    edited August 2016
    (this only works in German, sorry)

    Q-Where did the luck trait go?
    A-To the Nerf-enheilanstalt (mental institution).
    mongo911PR0DJtheRealBenderAvalon8
  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    edited August 2016
    Oh those Teutonic rascals... So funny...
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )




  • MizTyMizTy Member Posts: 1,335
    Atm methinks @PR0DJ has the market on Best Joke of the Day. Shall we start a betting pool for how many posts he can get in before being banished to the naughty chair?
    rgerkmanPR0DJ[Deleted User]
  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    I was just thinking something along these lines @MizTy :joy:

    STOP POKING THE BEAR!! lolololol
    There Are No Such Things As Stupid Questions.!!
    There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!

    Rhonda
    MizTyFunGamingTrashggbats
  • MizTyMizTy Member Posts: 1,335
    I literally laughed out loud & startled my napping son ;)
    rgerkmanFunGamingTrash
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,750
    Q: Did you hear the one about Tom, Dick 'n Harry?

    A: His mom told him to stop.
    FunGamingTrashInspTurbinesTheLostOnes
  • deb1hddeb1hd Member Posts: 333
    Q. What do you call an Indian who is a vegetarian.

    A. poor Hunter.
    FunGamingTrashInspTurbines
  • DLichDLich Member Posts: 5,562
    and the award for best neckwear goes to...

    huh, well would you look at that, it was a tie.

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    Freemium... the "mium" is latin for 'not really'
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  • DLichDLich Member Posts: 5,562
    Thank you student loans for getting me through college, I don't think I can ever repay you

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    Freemium... the "mium" is latin for 'not really'
    MizTy[Deleted User]FunGamingTrashblynknzCanadianMikeInspTurbines
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,033
    How did Darth Vader know what Luke would give him for Christmas?

    He could feel his presents.
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    [Deleted User]CanadianMikeInspTurbines
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 47
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
    [Deleted User]MizTyTheLostOnesblynknzInspTurbinesRhonda38574
  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    edited August 2016
    why do blondes put T.G.I.F on the front of their shoes
    toes go in first
    ggbatsRhonda38574
  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    a dirty joke
    a white horse falls in the mud
    MizTyAmelyInspTurbines
  • MizTyMizTy Member Posts: 1,335
    No dirty jokes! This thread might get Closed
    rgerkmanmcbkhicksInspTurbines
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,033
    Who will take @bgbelden 's bait? :)
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    MizTy[Deleted User]InspTurbines
  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    ok got the clean version of that joke

    the horse got a bath
    rgerkmanMizTyFunGamingTrashInspTurbines
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