Who has the best joke?



  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    Now that's funny @mcbkhicks :joy:
    There Are No Such Things As Stupid Questions.!!
    There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!

  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    Ok ok... My turn...

    There was a " small mustache Nazi " and a " KluKluxKlan Grand Wizard " and a " Priest from Finland ", sitting at a bar.........................
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )

    [Deleted User]TheLostOnesRhonda38574InspTurbines
  • FunGamingTrashFunGamingTrash Member Posts: 174
    Careful now. Lol
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    mcbkhicks said:

    ok got the clean version of that joke

    the horse got a bath

    There's also a racy version of this joke. And an unbridled version.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    rgerkmanMizTymcbkhicksmongo911[Deleted User]MadPuppyInspTurbines
  • theRealBendertheRealBender Member Posts: 1,251
    Someone mentioned @PR0DJ posted a good one - I don't see it.
    Back from 2016 :p
  • theRealBendertheRealBender Member Posts: 1,251
    Back from 2016 :p
  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    It's not in this Thread.
    They are back a few pages & that's all I can say about that :wink:
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  • PR0DJPR0DJ Member Posts: 834
    @theRealBender I was just messing around, that's all. You can check closed threads (on page 2 general discussions atm) at the time of @MizTy 's post about it (August 23-24 depends on which time zone you're in)
    TheLostOnes[Deleted User]theRealBender
  • MizTyMizTy Member Posts: 1,335
    That's a heckuvalotta threads to go thru. What, 10 threads closed in 10 minutes? Is that a record?
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,033
    @MizTy for some ,perhaps. For @PR0DJ , I believe it's just called "a productive afternoon." :)
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    I do.
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  • Neil_JNeil_J Member Posts: 1,873
    edited August 2016
    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Microwave it until it's Bill Withers......
    “You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only option.” (Bob Marley)
  • InspTurbinesInspTurbines Member Posts: 706
    So,I want to preface this by saying this how a few of us feel about our awful choices for this November here in the States:

    "On the Campaign Trail"
    Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
    As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
    She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
    The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.”
    I will definitely win the election.

    The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
    I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
    Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
    Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
    Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
    The owner gives him another one.
    Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

    The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?”

    Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
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