There's also a racy version of this joke. And an unbridled version.
Bad Pig Bad to the bone! The Notorious P.I.G. "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on" "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
@theRealBender I was just messing around, that's all. You can check closed threads (on page 2 general discussions atm) at the time of @MizTy 's post about it (August 23-24 depends on which time zone you're in)
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So,I want to preface this by saying this how a few of us feel about our awful choices for this November here in the States:
"On the Campaign Trail" Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?”
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There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!
Rhonda
There was a " small mustache Nazi " and a " KluKluxKlan Grand Wizard " and a " Priest from Finland ", sitting at a bar.........................
Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
It's not in this Thread.
They are back a few pages & that's all I can say about that
There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!
Rhonda
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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Microwave it until it's Bill Withers......
"On the Campaign Trail"
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...