On the sixth day of Rufusmas, my Rufus gave to me... Six bunnies humping Five moldin' wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for my pee.
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On the seventh day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me... Seven cousins kissin' Six bunnies humpin' Five moldin' wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for me pee.
On the eigth day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me... Nine strippers jigglin' Seven cousins kissin' Six bunnies humpin' Five moldin' wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for me pee.
(Rufus can't "Do the maths" past 8, when buzzed. Pretty much always.)
On the eigth day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me... Eight drunks a fightin' Seven cousins kissin' Six bunnies humpin' Five moldin' wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for me pee.
On the 10th day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me... Ten scabs a bleedin' Nine strippers jigglin' Eight drunks a fightin' Seven cousins kissin' Six bunnies humpin' Five molding wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for my pee.
On the 11th day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me... Eleven Catty Wompuses Ten scabs a bleedin' Nine strippers jigglin' Eight drunks a fightin' Seven cousins kissin' Six bunnies humpin' Five molding wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for my pee.
On the 12th day of Rufusmas, my Rufus gave to me... 12 banjos twangin' 11 catty wompuses Ten scabs a bleedin' Nine strippers jigglin' Eight drunks a fightin' Seven cousins kissin' Six bunnies humpin' Five molding wings Four boiling stills Three dying pigeons Two turtle turds And a possum & jug for my pee.
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@jester I dunno, I think there should be 365 days of Rufusmas...
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@GrimGael So it shall be written. So it shall be done.
Bad Pig Bad to the bone! The Notorious P.I.G. "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on" "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
For thou art the Rufus, and beareth thy spiritual jug that we may knoweth thee and thy liquid tidings. Therefore art thou spared, that thou might distill more, that we mayest suffer the inlaws with good cheer in this season, evermore.
For thou art the Rufus, and beareth thy spiritual jug that we may knoweth thee and thy liquid tidings. Therefore art though spared, that thou might distill more, that we mayest suffer the inlaws with good cheer in this season, evermore.
Rufus help me, I'm not sure even Rufus can make the inlaws bearable with good cheer.
Bad Pig Bad to the bone! The Notorious P.I.G. "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on" "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
You all know Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Dixon,... Abraham, Tara, Rosita and Negan.. but do you recall the most famous survivor of all...
RUFUS ThE RED NOSE REDNECK, had a very shiney jug, and if you ever saw it, Rufus would gladly give you a chug
All of the other players used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rufus play any survivor games
Then one fatal bloody mission, when all the other heroes were hospital bound, a player asked Rufus to lead his team, since a credit card for gold couldn't be found
Then all the players loved him and they shouted out with glee, they were cheering ole Rufus as he doused and lit the walkers with his whiskey
The 10 commandments of Rufus 10: Thou shall not collect Rufus tokens from the TG shop. Rufus tokens must be earned through blood, sweat and moonshine tears.
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Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
"Really? Good luck with that!"
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Six bunnies humping
Five moldin' wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five moldin' wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for me pee.
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
Nine strippers jigglin'
Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five moldin' wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for me pee.
(Rufus can't "Do the maths" past 8, when buzzed. Pretty much always.)
Eight drunks a fightin'
Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five moldin' wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for me pee.
We can always slip your's in at 8, since I tried to shake it up anyway.
Ten scabs a bleedin'
Nine strippers jigglin'
Eight drunks a fightin'
Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five molding wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
Eleven Catty Wompuses
Ten scabs a bleedin'
Nine strippers jigglin'
Eight drunks a fightin'
Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five molding wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
12 banjos twangin'
11 catty wompuses
Ten scabs a bleedin'
Nine strippers jigglin'
Eight drunks a fightin'
Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five molding wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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Make that 12 and we're set to head to the recording studio.
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We'll never get radio play with a song that long.
Is that how you tweeter?
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She looks like a 13 year-old gathering courage to down her first peach schnapps. Or perhaps she already had a taste and is trying not to puke.
DISCLAIMER: don't try to send her on a mission with it, Rufus will want it back at once.
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For it came with the Rufus.
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
You all know Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Dixon,... Abraham, Tara, Rosita and Negan.. but do you recall the most famous survivor of all...
RUFUS ThE RED NOSE REDNECK, had a very shiney jug, and if you ever saw it, Rufus would gladly give you a chug
All of the other players used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rufus play any survivor games
Then one fatal bloody mission, when all the other heroes were hospital bound, a player asked Rufus to lead his team, since a credit card for gold couldn't be found
Then all the players loved him and they shouted out with glee, they were cheering ole Rufus as he doused and lit the walkers with his whiskey
Bow down to the cult of RUFUS!
10: Thou shall not collect Rufus tokens from the TG shop. Rufus tokens must be earned through blood, sweat and moonshine tears.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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No woman, would ever allow Rufus to father her child...
Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )