The Cult of Rufus

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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    On the fourth day of Rufusmas, my Rufus gave to me...
    Four boiling stills
    Three dying pigeons
    Two turtle turds
    And a possum & jug for my pee.
    TheLostOnesmasmith93Grannyzombiekill
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    On the sixth day of Rufusmas, my Rufus gave to me...
    Six bunnies humping
    Five moldin' wings
    Four boiling stills
    Three dying pigeons
    Two turtle turds
    And a possum & jug for my pee.
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    edited December 2016
    On the eigth day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me...
    Nine strippers jigglin'
    Seven cousins kissin'
    Six bunnies humpin'
    Five moldin' wings
    Four boiling stills
    Three dying pigeons
    Two turtle turds
    And a possum & jug for me pee.

    (Rufus can't "Do the maths" past 8, when buzzed. Pretty much always.)
    TheLostOnesGrannyzombiekill
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    Beat ya.
    MizTyTheLostOnesGrannyzombiekill
  • MizTyMizTy Member Posts: 1,335
    Ya you did! (Now @Shteevie has to fix it!) :blush:
    jesterTheLostOnes
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    @MizTy

    We can always slip your's in at 8, since I tried to shake it up anyway.
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  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    edited December 2016
    On the 10th day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me...
    Ten scabs a bleedin'
    Nine strippers jigglin'
    Eight drunks a fightin'
    Seven cousins kissin'
    Six bunnies humpin'
    Five molding wings
    Four boiling stills
    Three dying pigeons
    Two turtle turds
    And a possum & jug for my pee.
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    On the 11th day of Rufusmas my Rufus gave to me...
    Eleven Catty Wompuses
    Ten scabs a bleedin' 
    Nine strippers jigglin'
    Eight drunks a fightin'
    Seven cousins kissin'
    Six bunnies humpin'
    Five molding wings
    Four boiling stills
    Three dying pigeons
    Two turtle turds
    And a possum & jug for my pee.
    TheLostOnesArtisansmasmith93Grannyzombiekill
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    @masmith93

    Make that 12 and we're set to head to the recording studio.
    masmith93TheLostOnesGrannyzombiekill
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    @jester I dunno, I think there should be 365 days of Rufusmas...
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    @masmith93

    We'll never get radio play with a song that long.
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    #chrishardwicks

    Is that how you tweeter?
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    @jester it would be @hardwick on the tweeter.
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    Praise be to Rufus. Thou shalt not kill Rufus in an outpost.
    TheLostOnesmasmith93
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    I highly recommend putting the Reckonin' in Rosita's hands and watch how awkward she looks moving around with it on her home screen.

    She looks like a 13 year-old gathering courage to down her first peach schnapps. Or perhaps she already had a taste and is trying not to puke.

    DISCLAIMER: don't try to send her on a mission with it, Rufus will want it back at once.
    I'm lost.

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  • GrimGaelGrimGael Member Posts: 1,410
    In the outhouses, should one burn the false the Rufuses with rifles and lacking in jugs? It would seem to me...
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  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    @GrimGael So it shall be written. So it shall be done.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
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  • GrimGaelGrimGael Member Posts: 1,410
    edited December 2016
    For thou art the Rufus, and beareth thy spiritual jug that we may knoweth thee and thy liquid tidings. Therefore art thou spared, that thou might distill more, that we mayest suffer the inlaws with good cheer in this season, evermore.
    masmith93MizTyTheLostOnes
  • MovadoMovado Member Posts: 863
    This thread is oddly fascinating; it transforms from a holiday parody to a Rufus-manifesto. Probably because Rufus decreed it so.
    masmith93TheLostOnes
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    GrimGael said:

    For thou art the Rufus, and beareth thy spiritual jug that we may knoweth thee and thy liquid tidings. Therefore art though spared, that thou might distill more, that we mayest suffer the inlaws with good cheer in this season, evermore.

    Rufus help me, I'm not sure even Rufus can make the inlaws bearable with good cheer.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    The 10 commandments of Rufus
    10: Thou shall not collect Rufus tokens from the TG shop. Rufus tokens must be earned through blood, sweat and moonshine tears.
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
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