The Cult of Rufus

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  • GrimGaelGrimGael Member Posts: 1,410
    Hmmm, do I smell a new hero, "Bride of Rufus" Disney says there is someone for everyone, but that's another franchise...
    MadPuppydeb1hd
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    @mongo911 the obvious exception is obviously Rufus' close female relatives, who'd happily carry his children.
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    Artisansmasmith93
  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    I have just realized... that " Rufus ", might be the " Scandinavian Spawn of Satan "...

    Dear God...
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )





  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    @TheLostOnes... The ritualistic impregnation process, would scare children of all ages...

    Shudder...


    I have not slept thru the night, since Rufus was thrust upon us...

    I say, death death to the Cult of Rufus offspring...
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )





    ArtisansTheLostOnes
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    How has he been freed only in order to utter these blasphemies against Rufus?! The end of all things must be near!
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    jesterTheLostOnesmongo911Artisans
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,728
    @Pig

    He has been in a wasteland with no communications and has missed the word of Rufus. We must take him into the cult and change his views. Introduce him to the Reckonin'!
    TheLostOnesmongo911Artisansmasmith93
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,728
    Behold the sacred visage of Rufus on my half eaten cookie!
    VerbaubTheLostOnesArtisansGrimGael
  • ArtisansArtisans Member Posts: 716
    He smileth upon thee, @jester, as do I. Lmao in joy at his countenance.
    Retired, but not entirely dead.
    "Really? Good luck with that!"
    jesterTheLostOnes
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,728
    Rufus is the messiah. It has been foretold. Stay strong @Pig.
    Artisansmasmith93TheLostOnesSynapseRanger
  • insight55insight55 Member Posts: 37
    Thou shall share the miracles of Rufus
    TheLostOnesGrimGael
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    What doth the holy scripture say about nerfing?
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    masmith93Artisansjester
  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    The book says " always catch a big wave, and shoot the curl "...
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )





    TheLostOnesjester
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,511
    Praise be unto him.
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
    TheLostOnesggbats
  • VerbaubVerbaub Member Posts: 650
    All sniff the finger as Rufus has bespoken and besniffed unto us ....
    TheLostOnesjesterSynapseRanger
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    Surely Rufus is good to survivors,
    to those who are pure in heart.
    But as for me, my feet had almost slipped;
    I had nearly lost my foothold.
    For I envied the shooters
    and I saw the prosperity of the hunters.

    When my challenge missions failed
    and my star count was low,
    I was senseless and ignorant;
    I was a brute beast before Rufus.

    Rufus guides me with his counsel,
    and afterward he will take to the mission exit.
    Who helps me in Roadrunner but Rufus?
    My roster has no one better than him.
    My flesh and my heart may fail,
    but Rufus is the strength of my heart
    and my portion forever.

    Those who are far from him will perish;
    walkers destroy all who are unfaithful to him.
    But as for me, it is good to be lead by Rufus.
    I have made Rufus my leader and my refuge;
    I will tell of all his deeds.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    jesterTheLostOnesmasmith93GrimGael
  • GrimGaelGrimGael Member Posts: 1,410
    It is a sign. Obviously an apocalypse within an apocalypse. Praise Rufus, fire up the still. Hot dog roaster on the way.
    jesterTheLostOnes
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,511
    The squirrels cometh. It is known.
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
    GrimGaeljesterTheLostOnes
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,728
    I found the still. It's in lost factory.
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