"A CHRISTMAS STORY"......Walking Dead Style Wears the embarrassing bunny suit that your aunt made: Michonne Has his mouth washed out with soap: Abrham Accidentally lets the dogs destroy the turkey: Eugene Starts crying because Santa and his elves are scary: Judith Can't put his arms down in full winter garb: Negan Has an "Oh Fudge!!!!" moment: Arron Put his eye out with a Red Ryder BB Gun : Carl Won a major award: Rick Gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole: Glen Knocks over the Leg Lamp: Hershel
Zombie, zombie of No Man's Land? Zombie, zombie, who were you? Zombie, zombie, were you a human once? Zombie, zombie, why are there so many people like you?
Human, human, i was a person once. Human, human, i used to dream. Human, human, but people treathed me like scum and i am one now.
we wish you a bloody christmas we wish you a bloody christmas we wish you a bloody christmas and a negan new year good timings we bring, to you and your death we wish you a merry negan and a negan new year.
i want some milk and cookies i want some milk and cookies i want some milk and cookies can carol make them for me Glad tidings we bring for you being tied to a tree we wish you a bloody christmas and guts all year round
i wont go til negans dead i wont go til negans dead i wont go til negans dead so bring his head here good timings we get so we don't meet lucille we wish you a bloody christmas and a negan new year
i wish you a walker christmas i wish you a richone(y) christmas i wish you a .... I Have a TANK and i'm ready to use it we can all change next year
we wish you a bloody christmas we wish you a bloody christmas we wish you a bloody christmas and a lucky new year!
Here's my mix of drama, tragedy and comedy, spiced with a bitter reality. Just for the laughs, so here you go:
Abandon hopes all ye who live, - We're out food in our hive! With goals obvious, today, I'm gonna take a risky raid In skin of scout, named Glenn, And find supplies or what I can.
Location found and I can feel The "tank" I see is easy kill. I'm quickly reaching point blank With plan to devastate the "tank".
Then with my sharp as razor knife I hit directly in it's eye, Of course, expecting it to die. You can imagine my surprise, - When realised that it does not... I shout: "Jeez, you fucking what?!" A walker stops to take a note: "Relax, it was a body shot".
Can't figure if I'm sad or mad, But soon I will be pretty dead. And no idea whom to blame For such addition to the game. Who cares for logic, sense is gone, We must adjust and carry on!
The struggle's lost and hope as well. Our hero's dead, so I would tell... His guts are out and torn apart; Last loud beats of loving heart. Visions of Maggie in his head, A newborn child without a dad; All of his people in despair The one last thought: "Life ain't fair...".
All of a sudden it's all gone, - The doctor says: "Get up! Come on!" We'll fix you up, no time to waste, Deadlies are gone, we all are safe. It will just take few hours to heal And you're like new, so no big deal!"
A fattie notes: "And what 'bout me?" The doc replies: "Um, let me see... You're fat and ugly, and that smell... You won't make many friends, I'd tell. But double heal time, plus make up... I guess that should've fixed you up."
No turning back, we reached so far, Our choices made us who we are. Never surrender, don't give up, Don't let your story end with crap!
(Like I just did)
And a poor ilustration (might contain spoilers, but no idea how to hide it):
Rufus got runned over by a Walker on his way from our still on Christmas eve .You can say there's no such thing as walker's but as for me and Abraham we believe. He'd been drinking too much moonshine and we begged him to drink some more. But he forgot his wacky backy and stumbled out into the swamp he did go. When we found him Christmas morning at the scene of the attack at first we thought it was a Gator but then we saw his brains were gone.
Deck the walls with zombie entrails, Falalalala-lala la laaaa! Decapitate those walking corpses, Falalalala-lala la laaaa! Don we now our bats and shotguns, Falala, LALALA, La la laaaa! We'll all be lucky to see New Years, FALALALALA, LALA LA LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Best ever, it's true, I win. Happy holidays everyone!
You all know Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Dixon,... Abraham, Tara, Rosita and Negan.. but do you recall the most famous survivor of all...
RUFUS ThE RED NOSE REDNECK, had a very shiney jug, and if you ever saw it, Rufus would gladly give you a chug
All of the other players used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rufus play any survivor games
Then one fatal bloody mission, when all the other heroes were hospital bound, a player asked Rufus to lead his team, since a credit card for gold couldn't be found
Then all the players loved him and they shouted out with glee, they were cheering ole Rufus as he doused and lit the walkers with his whiskey
-I leave a basement, it's full of suplies, it keep me at the top and on the ride. When zombies come, I found a way, to use my bullets and save the day. Oh-Oh-Oh Zombies are everywhere. Oh-Oh-Oh Daryl kill them anywhere. Oh-Oh-Oh And when Daryl is hurt you better start to run. Is Daryl the pro, killing zombies, Daryl is on fire when things go wrong. Is Daryl the pro, the best survivor, Daryl is always strong.
-Another day, I'm back to basement, I think about the radio tower, it is so cool. Zombies look at me, I look away, but they saw me anyway? Oh-Oh-Oh He got me spin around. Oh-Oh-Oh My bullets are at the ground. Oh-Oh-Oh And when Paul is hurt you better start to run. Is Paul Jesus, cutting around, Paul is on fire when zombies aren't wrong. Is Paul Jesus, the best warrior, Paul is always strong.
Has anyone else ever run out of wrapping paper on christmas eve and had to wrap gifts with newspaper? I did such a terrible job that the next morning when I woke up I noticed that it had made the front page!
Hope everyone has had lots of eggnog so that comes out even slightly comical. Heres hoping!
A late entry to the competition, Little chance to win with this rendition. My best effort I will put forth this day, Hoping Mods see this when back from vacay.
Many gifts and hugs given to delight, The traditions and beliefs followed tight. Lights and stockings hung from wall and mantle, A star to guide, the path lit by candle.
Parents sneak ’roud late night, playing St. Nick, Piling presents and stuffing stockings quick. Silent as a mouse, treasures careful laid, To bed they slink, wondering where time strayed.
In mere ticks, eruption beshatters calm, Unbridled joy, smiles abound, morning’s balm. A parade of shredded glossy paper, From toy to toy, with pleasure, they caper.
Ugly sweaters then donned for the big meal, Food et swift, prized hoards shared with laughter’s peal. ‘Round the table, mem’ries sojourn with mirth, With glances of pride t’ward true family worth.
And when our star settles in for the eve, Fervor fades to faint breaths, ceding reprieve. Up to gentle slumber, we lead our loves, To dreams innocent, borne on wings of doves.
"I always say, if you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips." -Birgitte Silverbow, The Fires of Heaven, The Wheel of Time
"Death is lighter than a feather. Duty, heavier than a mountain." - al'Lan Mandragoran, The Great Hunt, The Wheel of Time
On the first day of Christmas Next Games sent to me 12 walkers walking 11 shooters shooting 10 hunters hunting 9 bruisers stunning 8 assaults gunning 7 saviors running 6 unlock tickets 5 guns to scrap 4 phones for calling 3 rare survivors 2 random tokens and Negan in an RV
Leader of Morbid Sinners and Morbid Spirits
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Awesome! Thanks for participating everyone and hope you had a great weekend.
After carefully reading through all of your submissions we've decided to award @TransmuteJun (Rufus the Red-nosed Hero), @TheLostSlayer (Walkers In A Negans Saviors Land), @OneLessTitan ('Twas the night before XMAS), @RedEye52 (Journal entry #1461 December 25, 2023) and @Carly ('Twas the night before the Challenge) the win! Yes, we chose 5 because it would've been way too difficult otherwise.
Winners, please PM me with your in-game name, level and guild. Everyone, you should now have special Holiday badges in your profile!
Good stuff, this forum has got talent! Five very worthy winners and my own personal favorite @OneLessTitan was among them. @Teeceezy please let the creative contests keep coming!
Comments
Frost bite!
We stab you you freaking walkers
You kill us you [email protected] walkers
And a bloody New Year.....
Wears the embarrassing bunny suit that your aunt made: Michonne
Has his mouth washed out with soap: Abrham
Accidentally lets the dogs destroy the turkey: Eugene
Starts crying because Santa and his elves are scary: Judith
Can't put his arms down in full winter garb: Negan
Has an "Oh Fudge!!!!" moment: Arron
Put his eye out with a Red Ryder BB Gun : Carl
Won a major award: Rick
Gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole: Glen
Knocks over the Leg Lamp: Hershel
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You gotta watch out
And collect them supplies
Kill a lot of walkers
Or your gonna die, So!
Negan is coming to town
So Nobody move
or say anything
Or he'll cut Carl's eye out
and feed it to rick, ew.
Negan is coming to town
Negan is coming to town
Negan will take over your town
He wants all of your ammo
He'll take all of your guns
He'll burn all of your mattresses
So you better listen everyone, whoa
You gotta watch out
And collect them supplies
Kill a lot of walkers
Or your gonna die, So!
Negan will take over your town
So Get on your knees
Give him your stuff
You thought you had it easy
Now your life's gonna be tough, oh!
Negan is coming to town
Negan is coming to town
Negan will take over your town
He's got a best friend
Her name is Lucille
She is always thirsty
So she'll make your face peel, OFF
Negan is coming to town
Negan is coming to town
Negan will take over your town
he killed Abraham
And then he Glenn
Then he killed spencer
But we stopped caring then, Woo
Negan is coming to town
Negan is making you frown
Negan has taken over your town.
Zombie, zombie, who were you?
Zombie, zombie, were you a human once?
Zombie, zombie, why are there so many people like you?
Human, human, i was a person once.
Human, human, i used to dream.
Human, human, but people treathed me like scum and i am one now.
my two mystery heroes,
my two mystery heroes...
We are a relaxed Guild. Just be active.
A little communication goes a long way!!
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we wish you a bloody christmas
we wish you a bloody christmas
and a negan new year
good timings we bring, to you and your death
we wish you a merry negan
and a negan new year.
i want some milk and cookies
i want some milk and cookies
i want some milk and cookies
can carol make them for me
Glad tidings we bring for you being tied to a tree
we wish you a bloody christmas
and guts all year round
i wont go til negans dead
i wont go til negans dead
i wont go til negans dead
so bring his head here
good timings we get so we don't meet lucille
we wish you a bloody christmas
and a negan new year
i wish you a walker christmas
i wish you a richone(y) christmas
i wish you a .... I Have a TANK and i'm ready to use it
we can all change next year
we wish you a bloody christmas
we wish you a bloody christmas
we wish you a bloody christmas
and a lucky new year!
He wiped his Ass!
Abandon hopes all ye who live, -
We're out food in our hive!
With goals obvious, today,
I'm gonna take a risky raid
In skin of scout, named Glenn,
And find supplies or what I can.
Location found and I can feel
The "tank" I see is easy kill.
I'm quickly reaching point blank
With plan to devastate the "tank".
Then with my sharp as razor knife
I hit directly in it's eye,
Of course, expecting it to die.
You can imagine my surprise, -
When realised that it does not...
I shout: "Jeez, you fucking what?!"
A walker stops to take a note:
"Relax, it was a body shot".
Can't figure if I'm sad or mad,
But soon I will be pretty dead.
And no idea whom to blame
For such addition to the game.
Who cares for logic, sense is gone,
We must adjust and carry on!
The struggle's lost and hope as well.
Our hero's dead, so I would tell...
His guts are out and torn apart;
Last loud beats of loving heart.
Visions of Maggie in his head,
A newborn child without a dad;
All of his people in despair
The one last thought: "Life ain't fair...".
All of a sudden it's all gone, -
The doctor says: "Get up! Come on!"
We'll fix you up, no time to waste,
Deadlies are gone, we all are safe.
It will just take few hours to heal
And you're like new, so no big deal!"
A fattie notes: "And what 'bout me?"
The doc replies: "Um, let me see...
You're fat and ugly, and that smell...
You won't make many friends, I'd tell.
But double heal time, plus make up...
I guess that should've fixed you up."
No turning back, we reached so far,
Our choices made us who we are.
Never surrender, don't give up,
Don't let your story end with crap!
(Like I just did)
And a poor ilustration (might contain spoilers, but no idea how to hide it):
Time to kill !!
Time to kill !!
I hope you had fun,
Killing all those damn walkers,
With your big ole nasty guns........
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals .........
Deck the walls with zombie entrails,
Falalalala-lala la laaaa!
Decapitate those walking corpses,
Falalalala-lala la laaaa!
Don we now our bats and shotguns,
Falala, LALALA, La la laaaa!
We'll all be lucky to see New Years,
FALALALALA, LALA LA LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Best ever, it's true, I win.
Happy holidays everyone!
With a pistol in my hand
O'er the prairies we go
Taking our final stand
Bones on zombies ring
They crack and split and pop
Now's no time to laugh or sing
I think that I might drop
Oh, zombies smell, zombies smell
Zombies in the way
Oh what fun it is to hide, then jump out and save the day. Hey!
:-)
You all know Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Dixon,... Abraham, Tara, Rosita and Negan.. but do you recall the most famous survivor of all...
RUFUS ThE RED NOSE REDNECK, had a very shiney jug, and if you ever saw it, Rufus would gladly give you a chug
All of the other players used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rufus play any survivor games
Then one fatal bloody mission, when all the other heroes were hospital bound, a player asked Rufus to lead his team, since a credit card for gold couldn't be found
Then all the players loved him and they shouted out with glee, they were cheering ole Rufus as he doused and lit the walkers with his whiskey
Bow down to the cult of RUFUS!
When zombies come, I found a way, to use my bullets and save the day.
Oh-Oh-Oh
Zombies are everywhere.
Oh-Oh-Oh
Daryl kill them anywhere.
Oh-Oh-Oh
And when Daryl is hurt you better start to run.
Is Daryl the pro, killing zombies, Daryl is on fire when things go wrong.
Is Daryl the pro, the best survivor, Daryl is always strong.
-Another day, I'm back to basement, I think about the radio tower, it is so cool.
Zombies look at me, I look away, but they saw me anyway?
Oh-Oh-Oh
He got me spin around.
Oh-Oh-Oh
My bullets are at the ground.
Oh-Oh-Oh
And when Paul is hurt you better start to run.
Is Paul Jesus, cutting around, Paul is on fire when zombies aren't wrong.
Is Paul Jesus, the best warrior, Paul is always strong.
On the Roof-us!
Hope everyone has had lots of eggnog so that comes out even slightly comical. Heres hoping!
Happy Holidays!!
Please join us
merry christmas
Little chance to win with this rendition.
My best effort I will put forth this day,
Hoping Mods see this when back from vacay.
Many gifts and hugs given to delight,
The traditions and beliefs followed tight.
Lights and stockings hung from wall and mantle,
A star to guide, the path lit by candle.
Parents sneak ’roud late night, playing St. Nick,
Piling presents and stuffing stockings quick.
Silent as a mouse, treasures careful laid,
To bed they slink, wondering where time strayed.
In mere ticks, eruption beshatters calm,
Unbridled joy, smiles abound, morning’s balm.
A parade of shredded glossy paper,
From toy to toy, with pleasure, they caper.
Ugly sweaters then donned for the big meal,
Food et swift, prized hoards shared with laughter’s peal.
‘Round the table, mem’ries sojourn with mirth,
With glances of pride t’ward true family worth.
And when our star settles in for the eve,
Fervor fades to faint breaths, ceding reprieve.
Up to gentle slumber, we lead our loves,
To dreams innocent, borne on wings of doves.
"Death is lighter than a feather. Duty, heavier than a mountain." - al'Lan Mandragoran, The Great Hunt, The Wheel of Time
in all his uncanniness,
is truly the definition
of asymmetrical anthropomorphism.
Perhaps the walker,
with his slow shuffling gait,
is really the word
when it comes to unbridled determination.
And perhaps the walker,
his hunger bottomless,
is indeed the very picture
of a man who can have it all.
Next Games sent to me
12 walkers walking
11 shooters shooting
10 hunters hunting
9 bruisers stunning
8 assaults gunning
7 saviors running
6 unlock tickets
5 guns to scrap
4 phones for calling
3 rare survivors
2 random tokens
and Negan in an RV
Morbid Survivors are looking for you! If you are looking for a new guild, PM me.
Are you listening
In the woods
The blood is fresh
Keeping watch tonight
Living in a walker wonderland
Oh well. Happy holidays to all and a walking dead new year
After carefully reading through all of your submissions we've decided to award @TransmuteJun (Rufus the Red-nosed Hero), @TheLostSlayer (Walkers In A Negans Saviors Land), @OneLessTitan ('Twas the night before XMAS), @RedEye52 (Journal entry #1461 December 25, 2023) and @Carly ('Twas the night before the Challenge) the win! Yes, we chose 5 because it would've been way too difficult otherwise.
Winners, please PM me with your in-game name, level and guild. Everyone, you should now have special Holiday badges in your profile!
Thanks again and a happy new year!
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