Wow, can't believe I'm just seeing this thread now. It's an instant classic. From thread title it looked like some irrelevant interpersonal drama so I never bothered clicking on it. But this thread is hilarious, well done, folks!
But I find it odd OP never checked back in on this. Maybe Stu already found his way home after missing only a day. Yet, the community is still organizing search-parties for him & sending divers to look for corpses underwater. But this has been a rally of player-base unity, so I guess it doesn't matter if Stu returned home; the search must go on!
I..... Don't have cool down hours..
And I.... Don't take many showers..
I.. I... I just want to look at the flowers..
Since I don't have Stu...
And I.. Don't get.. Many stars..
And my..Survivors are drunk at the bars..
I.. I.. I wonder just where you are..
Since I don't have Stu..
Overcome with stress, and I guess..
I'll never see stu again..
Stalked all your posts and pics..
Never thought it would come to this..
Checked every milk carton since then..
And IIIIIII.. DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE..
AND I III.. LOST FAITH IN FINDING YOU..
I III I.. DON'T JUST KNOW WHAT TO DO..
Wow I love that this thread just keeps on going. @Teeceezy can you please add Stu to a upcoming mission. Say we have to rescue him from the saviors, before he meets Lucille.
Better yet, include Stu in the next round of story missions. Stu can help rescue Angie's baby!
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I think we all remember a similar story when a guy got "accidentally booted" and his group starts searching for him to find only a piece of him. Then few months/years later they find him in an opposing "guild". The trust is gone, but a bond of brothers wins.
So, I'm just wondering if Stu's full name isn't Sturle and if he has a brother Staryl, who is desperately searching for him.
To Stu: We still hope to find you in one piece, so stop being missing, - it was a mistake. Remember what Staryl taught you!
@Governator are you sure he's not in your guild yet?..
Heath can't be Stu... Because Stu is missed, people are looking for him, talking about him... Heath on the other hand isn't even mentioned. He never returned and everyone seems to have forgotten that he even existed.
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Lol. This thread is hilarious... can we plz someday get Stu as "Nextgames Forum Community Survivor"? U know, something like Rufus (since i missed the chance to get him for free). Please... ;D
What if STU is an asshole? I mean what if when we find him, he comes to the forum and gets drunk with his celebrity status, amasses a cult following and gain tons of support and then starts wanting to nerf gold spread on assaults because he does not have that weapon. Lets all just pause for a moment and think about the ramifications
I'll be watching you STU. Every move he makes. Every breath he takes. I'll be watching STU
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But I find it odd OP never checked back in on this. Maybe Stu already found his way home after missing only a day. Yet, the community is still organizing search-parties for him & sending divers to look for corpses underwater. But this has been a rally of player-base unity, so I guess it doesn't matter if Stu returned home; the search must go on!
Morbid Survivors are looking for you! If you are looking for a new guild, PM me.
Please join us
I..... Don't have cool down hours..
And I.... Don't take many showers..
I.. I... I just want to look at the flowers..
Since I don't have Stu...
And I.. Don't get.. Many stars..
And my..Survivors are drunk at the bars..
I.. I.. I wonder just where you are..
Since I don't have Stu..
Overcome with stress, and I guess..
I'll never see stu again..
Stalked all your posts and pics..
Never thought it would come to this..
Checked every milk carton since then..
And IIIIIII.. DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE..
AND I III.. LOST FAITH IN FINDING YOU..
I III I.. DON'T JUST KNOW WHAT TO DO..
SINCE I DON'T HAVE..
STU...STU..STU..WHOH OH. OHOH
STU...STU..STU..WHOH OH. OHOH
STU... STU.. STU.. WHOH OH. OHOH
STU.. STU.. STU.. WHOH OH OHOH..
STU....
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It may frighten him away from checking Forums.
Then all hope is lost
I don't know the answer to that question. Did he stop?
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing Stu
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing Stu...
So, I'm just wondering if Stu's full name isn't Sturle and if he has a brother Staryl, who is desperately searching for him.
To Stu: We still hope to find you in one piece, so stop being missing, - it was a mistake. Remember what Staryl taught you!
@Governator are you sure he's not in your guild yet?..
Morbid Survivors are looking for you! If you are looking for a new guild, PM me.
Wait...
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I mean what if when we find him, he comes to the forum and gets drunk with his celebrity status, amasses a cult following and gain tons of support and then starts wanting to nerf gold spread on assaults because he does not have that weapon. Lets all just pause for a moment and think about the ramifications
I'll be watching you STU. Every move he makes. Every breath he takes.
I'll be watching STU
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