things that come out wrong

PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
My wife pointed out to me the other day that when I'm paying at the shops and say, "Thanks a lot!", I say it too quickly and it sounds like, "Thanks, slut!"

I once saw a preacher trying to narrate a biblical story that included the phrase "pitched his tents." Unfortunately, the young preacher said "pinched his tits."

I've seen multiple videos of weddings where the officiator wishes the couple "Great sex" when he meant to say "Great success."

Any others?
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  • JenngJenng Member Posts: 2,278
    That’s weird........ I don’t have anything to contribute :p ( ssshhh @Mystique )
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  • TJSTJS Member Posts: 3,980
    I can't LOL that one @DLich :cry:
    (Like instead) o:)
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  • MabikiMabiki Member Posts: 1,732
    A friend who sings in a metal band was improvising some lyrics. The words were from the perspective of the singer yelling at a significant other.

    This phrase was uttered:

    " ... But fucking you don't understand ..."
    (Or something to that effect)

    At least two of those words are dangerous in proximity to each other.
    DLich
  • MystiqueMystique Member Posts: 1,097
    Poor Cli(n)t !!! @Jenng :lol:
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  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    One of my sons, when he was little, used to avoid saying any sounds that put his two lips together, like Bs and Ms and so on. He would substitute dental sounds like Ds and Ts. He's grown out of it now, but it used to be pretty entertaining.

    Here's one example:

    Lady at church: "You're such a good boy. See you next week!"
    My son: "Die!"
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
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    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
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  • sbfsbf Member Posts: 434
    A friend of mine was working an internship in England (from the US) and she wondered if a certain combination of leg coverings would be admissible in that work environment, so she asked, "Is it alright if I wear pants under my skirt?"
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  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    I once overheard two of my kids fighting over the pronunciation of a word, and the younger girl in frustration shouted, "I did say it fwoppawy!"

    (fwoppawy = properly)
    Bad Pig
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    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
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  • TJSTJS Member Posts: 3,980
    Thanks 4 sharing @DLich
    I needed a laugh :D
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  • TJSTJS Member Posts: 3,980


    God Is Now Here / God I Snow Here / God Is No Where

    :grey_question:

    You Choose, I don't know :D

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  • DLHDLH Member Posts: 330


    Found this at work and had to dig this thread back up
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  • ShadowaceAzShadowaceAz Member Posts: 3,346
    nope..bye!
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    Concordia

  • TJSTJS Member Posts: 3,980
    edited March 12
    @Bill_ZRT

    Slieve Bloom mountains at Clonaslee, Co Laois

    http://www.coillte.ie/site/the-cut/

    No.2 in this list;
    http://www.dailyedge.ie/laois-2-2605347-Feb2016/
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  • TJSTJS Member Posts: 3,980
    I guess so. I thought you were asking seriously. :p
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