things that come out wrong

My wife pointed out to me the other day that when I'm paying at the shops and say, "Thanks a lot!", I say it too quickly and it sounds like, "Thanks, slut!"

I once saw a preacher trying to narrate a biblical story that included the phrase "pitched his tents." Unfortunately, the young preacher said "pinched his tits."

I've seen multiple videos of weddings where the officiator wishes the couple "Great sex" when he meant to say "Great success."

Any others?
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  • JenngJenng Member
    That’s weird........ I don’t have anything to contribute :p ( ssshhh @Mystique )
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    I can't LOL that one @DLich :cry:
    (Like instead) o:)
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  • A friend who sings in a metal band was improvising some lyrics. The words were from the perspective of the singer yelling at a significant other.

    This phrase was uttered:

    " ... But fucking you don't understand ..."
    (Or something to that effect)

    At least two of those words are dangerous in proximity to each other.
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  • Poor Cli(n)t !!! @Jenng :lol:


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  • PigPig Member
    One of my sons, when he was little, used to avoid saying any sounds that put his two lips together, like Bs and Ms and so on. He would substitute dental sounds like Ds and Ts. He's grown out of it now, but it used to be pretty entertaining.

    Here's one example:

    Lady at church: "You're such a good boy. See you next week!"
    My son: "Die!"
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    A friend of mine was working an internship in England (from the US) and she wondered if a certain combination of leg coverings would be admissible in that work environment, so she asked, "Is it alright if I wear pants under my skirt?"
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  • PigPig Member
    I once overheard two of my kids fighting over the pronunciation of a word, and the younger girl in frustration shouted, "I did say it fwoppawy!"

    (fwoppawy = properly)
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  • TJSTJS Member
    Thanks 4 sharing @DLich
    I needed a laugh :D
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    You Choose, I don't know :D

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    Found this at work and had to dig this thread back up
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    edited March 12
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  • TJSTJS Member
    I guess so. I thought you were asking seriously. :p
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