I love olives

jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
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Black, green, stuffed, pitted, unpitted, red, in martinis, oil, Oyl, the girl from Little Miss Sunshine, mufflata, in pasta, salads, cheese plates, or as a snack.

I don't think there is an olive I've met that I didn't like.
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  • psychwolfpsychwolf Member Posts: 1,205
    I don't trust people who dislike them quite frankly.
    jesterDBonesekimhclewfreedydaddy
  • psychwolfpsychwolf Member Posts: 1,205
    edited March 2018
    Jalapeno stuffed olives are tight. Or olive tapenade. Hells yeah
    jesterDBonesGindy
  • Bill_ZRTBill_ZRT Member Posts: 1,388
    How about “the other reindeer”?
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    I'm with them. They used to laugh and call him names.
    DBonesBill_ZRT
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    edited March 2018
    I still have no idea what a fucking pimento is or where it comes from. I suppose I could Google it, but where's the fun in that?

    I've been eating olive loaf sandwiches all week.
    bigbeano
  • ShadowaceAzShadowaceAz Member Posts: 3,402
    jester said:

    I still have no idea what a fucking pimento is or where it comes from. I suppose I could Google it, but where's the fun in that?



    I've been eating olive loaf sandwiches all week.

    Just don't stuff it with Pimentos



    Or you'll be feeling this next time you squat...





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  • SPC_TORRESSPC_TORRES Member Posts: 1,764
    edited March 2018
    ( sorry missed the part when you said eating olive loaf sandwiches all week. )


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  • ShadowaceAzShadowaceAz Member Posts: 3,402
    SPC_TORRES said:

    ( sorry missed the part when you said eating olive loaf sandwiches all week. )

    Featured on 'Good Eats'?
      Where can I get me some of that?
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  • SPC_TORRESSPC_TORRES Member Posts: 1,764
    @ShadowaceAz
    Scary but true..... you could order some from Amazon
    But any place that sells deli meats will have it

    But if you are jonesing for some... this will get you out of a pinch
    the pre-sliced stuff


    ShadowaceAzbigbeano
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    I get it at my local super market. It makes me mad when they slice it too thick. At that point, the olives "pop" out of the baloney (or whatever "meat" it is in, I don't really care).

    It really needs to be sliced thin.
    ShadowaceAzbigbeano
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    @Bill_ZRT

    This thread is about loving olives. I've had blue cheese stuffed olives in my bloody Mary for two straight days.
    ekimhclewArtisans
  • ArtisansArtisans Member Posts: 729
    I had a thing for Olive loaf for about 4 months when I was around 13. Shortly thereafter, I had to start shaving my legs. Coincidence? I think not.
    Retired, but not entirely dead.
    "Really? Good luck with that!"
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  • DodkongDodkong Member Posts: 1,048
    Bill_ZRT said:

    Of course, there are other schools of thought...

    https://buzzfeed.com/katangus/olives-are-absolutely-repulsive?utm_term=.bxYgAM6Nk#.onOPqEvjy

    I'm going to start calling olives "Satan's salty assholes."

    That ought to get a great response when ordering pizza: "What do you want on your pizza?" "I'll have mushrooms and Satan's salty assholes!"
    "I always say, if you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips." -Birgitte Silverbow, The Fires of Heaven, The Wheel of Time

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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    Olive loaf today.
  • ShadowaceAzShadowaceAz Member Posts: 3,402
    Sold!

    7 reasons you MUST eat olives
    1. Cardiovascular benefits. When free radicals oxidize cholesterol, blood vessels are damaged and fat builds up in arteries, possibly leading to a heart attack. ...
    2. Cancer prevention. ...
    3. Skin and hair health. ...
    4. Bone and connective tissue. ...
    5. Digestive tract health. ...
    6. Good source of iron. ...
    7. Eye health. ...
    - Olives eliminate excess cholesterol in the blood.

    - Olives control blood pressure.

    - Olives are a source of dietary fibre as an alternative to fruits and vegetables.

    - Olives are a great source of Vitamin E

    - Olives act as an antioxidant, protecting cells

    - Olives reduce the effects of degenerative diseases like Alzheimer's, benign and malignant tumours, including less serious varicose veins and cavities

    - Olives help prevent blood clots that could lead to a myocardial infarction or deep vein thrombosis (DVT)

    - Olives protect cell membranes against diseases like cancer

    - Olives are a great protection against anaemia

    - Olives enhances fertility and reproductive system

    - Olives play an important role in maintaining a healthy immune system, especially during oxidative stress and chronic viral diseases

    - And just in case these benefits weren’t enough, they are also a great aphrodisiac.

    - Olives are nutritious and rich in mineral content as sodium, potassium, magnesium, iron, phosphorus and iodine

    - Olives provide essential vitamins and amino acids.

    - Olives contain oleic acid, which has beneficial properties to protect the heart.

    - Olives contain polyphenols, a natural chemical that reduce oxidative stress in the brain. So by eating a daily serving of olives helps improve your memory by up to 25%.

    - Just one cup of olives is a great source of iron – 4.4mg.

    - Eating olives can improve the appearance of wrinkles by 20% since they contain oleic acid, which keeps skin soft and healthy.

    - By eating just 10 olives before a meal, you can reduce your appetite by up to 20%. This is because the monounsaturated fatty acids contained in olives slow down the digestion process and stimulate the hormone cholecystokinin, a hormone that sends messages of fullness to the brain.

    - Not only does it do that, but it also helps your body to stimulate the production of adiponectin, a chemical that burns fat for up to five hours after ingestion.
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  • rustynailrustynail Member Posts: 145
    When in California stop in here;
    http://www.olivepit.com

    can also order online but in person is great
    Smooth but strong and on the rocks.
  • ekimhclewekimhclew Member Posts: 775
    @rustynail I live in california. Where is this wonderful place?
  • rustynailrustynail Member Posts: 145
    @ekimhclew It’s located North of Sacramento
    Where the squashed tomatoes give way to spilled olives and nuts along the I-5.
    Smooth but strong and on the rocks.
    ekimhclew
  • ekimhclewekimhclew Member Posts: 775
    @rustynail

    Omg I’m like an hour away from sac! I’m so excited
    rustynail
  • DodkongDodkong Member Posts: 1,048
    @ekimhclew

    You just can't hide it?

    "I always say, if you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips." -Birgitte Silverbow, The Fires of Heaven, The Wheel of Time

    "Death is lighter than a feather. Duty, heavier than a mountain." - al'Lan Mandragoran, The Great Hunt, The Wheel of Time
    rustynailbigbeanoekimhclew
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    Bleu cheese stuffed olives in the fridge.
    ekimhclewDodkongmack22
  • Bill_ZRTBill_ZRT Member Posts: 1,388
    The fridge that guards the gates of hell.


    Everyone’s got two wolves inside them. One is anger, envy, pride. The other…truth, kindness. Every day they tear each other apart.
    But it’s not the better wolf that wins. It’s the one you feed.

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  • ShadowaceAzShadowaceAz Member Posts: 3,402
    This Fridge?


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    Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit
    Concordia

  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    I cry shenanigans @Bill_ZRT.

    What parent hangs a D+ on the fridge?
    Gindybigbeanoekimhclew
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    @freedydaddy
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    bigbeanoekimhclew
  • freedydaddyfreedydaddy Member Posts: 1,603
    Wow pizza sooooooo sooo good
    Message me if you wanna
    jester
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