This is my thread.

jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
edited June 2016 in Off Topic Discussion
I'm building a fort with my couch cushions in here.

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  • DreadDread Member Posts: 450
    K, i won't
    As I witness the death of innocence... A predator feeding on its creation.
    Through the fallout of this hallucination, I walked into darkness.
    I must not surrender my god to anyone, or this body will become carrion.
    One step closer to my fate. One step closer to my grave.
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    Get out of here now! They'll hear you!
  • Weasel007Weasel007 Member Posts: 177
    Me either
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    Terrible for fort building. Couch cushions allow you to build a proper fort. One that keeps the bad people out. Be quiet.
  • AlibabaAlibaba Member Posts: 1,275
    Can I join in? I miss couch forts and cookies!

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  • Weasel007Weasel007 Member Posts: 177
    I love cookies
  • CapletonCapleton Member Posts: 441
    Always get caught with my fingers in the cookie jar
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    This is about keeping out of my thread. Shew, shew!
    ggbats
  • LawdogLawdog Member Posts: 836
    Permission to buzz the tower Jester.

    (While crop dusting)
    Necroboogie
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    Not granted on either account. Off my lawn!
  • tammytammy Member Posts: 1,716
    Are you using sheets or blankies...?
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  • LawdogLawdog Member Posts: 836
    Jesters Creed.

    This is my thread There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
    Without me, my thread is useless. Without my thread, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than the mod who is trolling me or the zombie who is trying to bite me. I must shoot him before he eats me. I will...
    My thread and I know that what counts in war it is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the head shots that count. We will hit...
    My thread is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its LOL and Disagrees. I will keep my thread clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
    Before God, I swear this creed. My thread and I are the defenders of No Mans Land,We are the masters of our enemy.
    So be it, until victory is mine I will not rest.
    thecoltymasmith93
  • TUCOTUCO Member Posts: 183
    Your fort is all wrong. My kid informed me you are to use the dining room chairs with lots and lots of blankets. The couch cushions are only the doors.
    LawdogCindyLouggbats
  • AysatyoPetAysatyoPet Member Posts: 1,168
    What's a fort? Why do you call it a fort? Can't you just call it "the magnificent and impenetrable fortress of solitude".. it's easier to say than "fort".. don't you think so?

  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    edited February 2016
    You're all not respecting my thread. I think I need to start another fresh one. With just me. My thoughts. And maybe some adult entertainment. Cheetos. Need Cheetos.
    ggbats
  • AysatyoPetAysatyoPet Member Posts: 1,168
    You're wandring off the topic @jester .. its not about you or your thread. Its about "fort" .. :)

  • Neil_JNeil_J Member Posts: 1,873
    You can't beat a good pillow fort.
    Nice and cosy with a support so I need no hands on my tablet, and a special slot for my phone to fit in, and properly channelled so the wires on my charging leads don't bend awkwardly where they go into the plugs.

    Trouble is, my Mrs dismantles mine every morning when she makes the bed!
    “You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only option.” (Bob Marley)
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  • Neil_JNeil_J Member Posts: 1,873
    @WastelandDan

    And that's exactly how I feel!

    I'm glad you can feel my pain.
    “You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only option.” (Bob Marley)
    WastelandDan
  • jester said:

    Not granted on either account. Off my lawn!

    How about my invisible friend? Trust me he's real, but he only lets me see him. You won't even notice him.
  • zosonzoson Member Posts: 2,216
    All your thread are belong to Zoson.
    WastelandDan
  • TeeceezyTeeceezy Staff Posts: 3,577
    Nice thread @jester. Where can I get one of my own?
    TUCOJenny
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    @Teeceezy I can make you one of your own. This one is getting way too crowded.

    And if you are all going to trespass in my thread, will you at least clean up after yourselves? This is why we have ants.
    Jenny
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  • tammytammy Member Posts: 1,716
    Pfft...will make my own pillow fort...right next to yours...when you have to leave to do a supply run I'm gonna pull out some of your foundation pillows...you'll come back...everything will look sweet...and then BOOM!!!!! Death by fort pillows :)
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