Yahoo... I’ve been pickled...

Yup... just happened...
That “ cute / hottie / virgin - Rosita “ was holding a “ juice jar of pickles “ in a Outpost...
I was so excited...
Rosita ( one of the girls of my dreams, that frolic on TV & Internet... ) was hiding, hoping to get us wet...
Well she got one of my big kids... he was soaked... ( bruised him... well, she was, 3 levels below my “ stud boy “ )
I asked him, if he had a good time...
He wouldn’t tell me... ( his daddy taught him, a “ Gentleman “ never tells... )
But... he was smiling & wet...
That “ cute / hottie / virgin - Rosita “ was holding a “ juice jar of pickles “ in a Outpost...
I was so excited...
Rosita ( one of the girls of my dreams, that frolic on TV & Internet... ) was hiding, hoping to get us wet...
Well she got one of my big kids... he was soaked... ( bruised him... well, she was, 3 levels below my “ stud boy “ )
I asked him, if he had a good time...
He wouldn’t tell me... ( his daddy taught him, a “ Gentleman “ never tells... )
But... he was smiling & wet...
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What exactly was Rosita doing with those pickles?...
In the outpost, she may have been hiding but maybe her intent was not really to get YOU wet...
I'm guessing your big kid just got a pickle empty, vinegar and dill filled jar...
The good time was already over before it began (literally)...
Edit: spelling
Mongo’s innocence!
> Yup... just happened...
>
> That “ cute / hottie / virgin - Rosita “ was holding a “ juice jar of pickles “ in a Outpost...
>
> I was so excited...
>
> Rosita ( one of the girls of my dreams, that frolic on TV & Internet... ) was hiding, hoping to get us wet...
>
> Well she got one of my big kids... he was soaked... ( bruised him... well, she was, 3 levels below my “ stud boy “ )
>
> I asked him, if he had a good time...
>
> He wouldn’t tell me... ( his daddy taught him, a “ Gentleman “ never tells... )
>
> But... he was smiling & wet...
I have a feeling this is supposed to be dirty 😂
Just a little excess of, wanton hyperbole...
My typing fingers, never type dirty... honest...
> @Governator Keyboard Condom? 😆
So yes dirty 🤣
> No freedydaddy...
>
> Just a little excess of, wanton hyperbole...
>
> My typing fingers, never type dirty... honest...
Oh than i didn’t say that lol