Think guild recruitment is easy? Try recruiting for 3 slots. What are ur stars? Do u have a commitment to GW? Do u sleep in on nights weekends and holidays? What about over time? What is something cool about u? Blah; Blah blah. Apply now while I'm still in a good mood. It only gets uglier from here.
Have you ever wanted to discuss psychology of a gnome? Danced with a lamp post in the pale moonlight? Had pizza with no toppings? Watched paint dry? Well, you fit right in with us. We are a little wild; a lot crazy and (no oxford comma for me) well rounded guild. Apply today while carrots and fruit roll ups are still available for our 4 slots.
Recruiting the wrong member is the fastest way to undermine a sustainable guild. That's why our guild screens for active player with moderate star rankings, commitment to GW with a planned guild attack, and a top load washer!! Wait, uhm. And a loyality to guild mantality. We are a locally owned (based on someones location); but an international guild the prides it self in clean clothes and roll on deodorant. Join now while the washer is empty and slots available. Cause everyone's crazy about a sharp dressed person.
You see, we have something amazing going on here and clearly we need to communicate the amount of awesome we are going to unleash on the world in the near future ... so I want to apologize to you for that. Join now and find out all the hype.
Your recruitment pitches are some of the best I have ever seen! Even if you aren't considering a merger thank you for the laugh today because I definitely understand the PITA of recruiting new people Ha!
3: This is a game and life comes first, however keep us posted of your needs
4: GW commitment, and play according to guild strategies ( may need to be of 60+ lvl) all levels considered.
5: Star count of 450+
Simple needs for a simple guild.
We are an old guild consiting of mainly 70+ lvl menbers. Active GW war partisapating players. We make a strategy and attack. We play hard on star challenges puting up 1000+ stars per player. We have multinational players and mainly speak English. We are very understanding of life needs and support and keep all up to date on our personal needs.
Now tell us somthing about you and have a high opportunity of joining our family of guild players.
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Aplying is simple
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