your momma jokes, this is definitely for adults, explicit

tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
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Your momma's so fat
when i go to fuck her
i slap her thigh and ride the wave in
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    I hadn't heard that one! I don't know any explicit yo momma jokes.
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @masmith93 any your momma jokes will do, i just put explicit cause i know how they can get, and i felt like starting it with kicking the door open
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  • LightfeetLightfeet Member Posts: 1,062
    Your momma's so fat that you need to roll her in flour to find the "moist place". >:)
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    Your momma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

    (If you are under the age of 20 and need an explanation as to what a cordless phone is, please PM me)
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @masmith93 i tried sending you a pm asking what a cordless phone is but my dialup acts up when i try
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    What's the baud rate of your modem?
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    56k @masmith93
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    Wow - You must be rich. I'm only at 2400. Do you have one of those new facsimile machines?
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @masmith93 its on layaway at the moment, 58 more payments and its all mine
  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    then yall remember when tv stop broadcastin at nite
  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @mcbkhicks whats tv
  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    its that thing in the neighbors house id watch through the window
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    HEY This thread is for YOUR MOMMA Jokes!
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  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    yo momma so old she cracks when she walks
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    Your momma so fat when she falls down she does a somersault
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    Your momma so fat when i say hey Kool aid she come crashing through the wall
    Oh yea
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  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    yo mommas pussy so big 3 people got lost splunking last week
  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @masmith93 thanks for moderating my thread
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @mcbkhicks search and rescue got lost too
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    Damn Daniel!
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  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    they tried closing the hole but the butt swallowed the bulldozer
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  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    there @masmith93 i did a yo momma joke and as i remember more ill post more
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  • Vintage_BullVintage_Bull Member Posts: 214
    edited May 2016
    Your momma's so fat, I wouldn't even do her >:)

    Had to edit my grammar: Your. Not you're.

    I still won't do her - and that's saying something.
  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    @Vintage_Bull Dont you talk about my momma like that
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  • lmfgunnutlmfgunnut Member Posts: 1,636
    The one I remember most was "Your mamma's so fat she wears a VCR as a pager"...but I imagine both of those things may miss with some of the crowd here.
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  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    edited May 2016
    i forgot bout that one @lmfgunnut... uh ur mommas so ugly i wouldnt fuck her with ur dick......

    we had one of the tape rewinders too for when the vcr would stop rewindin the tapes
  • LightfeetLightfeet Member Posts: 1,062
    edited May 2016
    Your momma's so fat, she has her own zipcode!

    Your momma's so fat that you need a breathing apparatus to mount her.
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,524
    Your momma is so stupid, she tried to take a selfie with a rotary.
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  • Vintage_BullVintage_Bull Member Posts: 214
    Trying this b/c I heard it the other night...

    Your momma's so fat her nose can't run.
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  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    My momma so fat she looks like mrs pac-man
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