your momma jokes, this is definitely for adults, explicit

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  • gabriel_lwhgabriel_lwh Member Posts: 454
    Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale, her cellphone number came up instead.


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    Jenng
  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    Your momma so fat she use to steal your lunch money
  • SmittYSmittY Member Posts: 372
    Your momma so skank she like Little Ceasers, 5 bucks Hot and Ready

    masmith93Jenng
  • jimbobjimbob Member Posts: 11
    Yo momma's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

    Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World!
  • trixtatrixta Member Posts: 86
    Yr mum's so dumb, she gets hit by a parked car!

    Yr mum's so dumb, she pawned her phone to buy credit!
  • tunkytunky Member Posts: 538
    Your momma's so fat, its funny cause your moms so fat
    masmith93JenngTheLostOnes
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    TUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    ur mommas so dumb she put T.G.I.F on hers shoes...... ( toes go in first )
    TheLostOnes
  • JenngJenng Member Posts: 3,394
    edited June 2016
    This makes me LOL
    masmith93TheLostOnes
  • JenngJenng Member Posts: 3,394
    This one is funny too. :smiley:
    masmith93TheLostOnes
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    @Jenng Those are fantastic! If there was a best joke prize, you win,
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  • JenngJenng Member Posts: 3,394
    @masmith93

    Thank you! I'd like to thank my love of inappropriate memes! Lol!
    masmith93TheLostOnes
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    Way to bring it full circle @Pig. Good one.
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  • SmittYSmittY Member Posts: 372
    Yo momma so skank she like little ceasers, 5 bucks and she hot and ready!

  • mcbkhicksmcbkhicks Member Posts: 686
    ur momma so fat she causes earthquakes when she walks
  • irishmobirishmob Member Posts: 482
    Your momma so fat I used to take her to beach to sell shade
  • irishmobirishmob Member Posts: 482
    Your momma so fat one she was wearing yellow shorts. She bent over, they split. 2 guys jumped in thinking it was a taxi.
  • irishmobirishmob Member Posts: 482
    Your momma so fat. She used a roll or bounty as a tampon.
  • irishmobirishmob Member Posts: 482
    Your momma so fat. Her high school year book picture was an aerial shot.
  • irishmobirishmob Member Posts: 482
    Your momma so fat. She buys her fabric by the acre.
  • JenngJenng Member Posts: 3,394
    Oooo.......ooooo...... One more! :smiley:
    mcbkhicksmasmith93
  • theRealBendertheRealBender Member Posts: 1,251
    Yo' momma's so fat she's got another fat momma orbiting her.

    Yo' momma's so fat when she takes a step Earth's orbit shifts.
    Back from 2016 :p
  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    Your momma is so fat, your daddy can't fuk her...

    ( ummm... That's the worst joke... )

    Sorry...
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )





    BorutoJenng
  • CanadianMikeCanadianMike Member Posts: 202
    Yo momma works on a fishing cutter as stench.

    (not sure if funny, I had to translate from German)
  • LightfeetLightfeet Member Posts: 1,062
    edited July 2016
    Your momma is so ugly, she has been put into the baby hatch as a newborn...
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    by the nurses from inside of the hospital!
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