Good morning, Finland!

Dear @NG
I hope you all had a restful weekend & that you are enjoying that beautiful July Finnish sunshine. I'm not sure how long it takes to produce those fancy reports for @MrCEO, but I was wondering whether or not you noticed @LabRat9674678?
I'd like to maximize my LTV & move according to your carefully engineered coercion plans again
*** bc I really enjoy playing NML! ***
^^^Wouldn't it be nice if I changed my 1* Google Play rating to 5* that? ^^^
Let me know when you want me to move from Group B to Group A. I obviously made a grievous error when I tried to do it myself. I didn't realize that you were short on Zombie Market Analytics Survivor Humans. I'd like to change my profile pic back to the kitten soon
#NoSpendingNoAds
I hope you all had a restful weekend & that you are enjoying that beautiful July Finnish sunshine. I'm not sure how long it takes to produce those fancy reports for @MrCEO, but I was wondering whether or not you noticed @LabRat9674678?
I'd like to maximize my LTV & move according to your carefully engineered coercion plans again
*** bc I really enjoy playing NML! ***
^^^Wouldn't it be nice if I changed my 1* Google Play rating to 5* that? ^^^
Let me know when you want me to move from Group B to Group A. I obviously made a grievous error when I tried to do it myself. I didn't realize that you were short on Zombie Market Analytics Survivor Humans. I'd like to change my profile pic back to the kitten soon
#NoSpendingNoAds
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Elder of Retribution guild
@zbot please hold this line for 8 hrs. I wouldn't want to appear obsessive or impatient during my LTV review
Does that mean you needed the ss so u can give me less xp (based on the erroneous star count)?
Nm. I'm sure it's covered by the EULA
Can i get a list of all the crappy things NG has been doing to me? I'll take some NG vacation days and get started on those customer service tickets. But hurry OK? Finnish vacation month is almost finished
@Shadowkeeper
Pls send my regards to @HR and @StrategicMarketAnalystZombieCruncher
One of my New Year's Resolutions was to learn a new language. I'm finding MBAese to be very useful. I guess I'll keep Rosetta Stone on the shelf for a while yet. I'm glad I can do my part to ease the communication barrier. I was gonna learn Finnish but I guess now I don't have to.
Hey! I hear @NMLGuildCouncil @SlickRick is bilingual!
#NoSpendingNoAds
You know, I think I read some place that Lab Rat Group B is underwhelmed by gas production rates. @Teeceezy can u put that on The List? Just hit one of the bottom buttons & remind me you're still listening
I'm just hanging out in the forums waiting to heal. That reminds me, u were cc'd in a different post about healing times. Lab Rat Group B asked for shorter healing times. What's NGs take on that? Easy fix for you (you can probably do it in the middle of the night!) and a win for Lab Rat Group B
Oh, and a handful of us noticed that the healing times increased? Could u check into that for us please?
I know Teecee is working hard on these issues. I'm just hoping NG gives us something soon. I don't need a huge update to make me happy again. I just think NG needs to spend a little more time implementing changes requested by their established user base. That's why I'm so passionate about supporting the Guild Council. By not spending or watching ads we're impacting the bottom line & they're noticing. I like that
Was my guess even close @Teeceezy
Elder of Retribution guild
So suck it up, move on and hope that they learn to communicate better than a 1 year old in the next week or 2 before we're all gone but seriously stop baiting them, redirect that passion.
To the devs, the only thing keeping us here is the communtiy on the forums and our guilds, we've firmly shut our wallets and stopped watching the ads, it is only a matter of time before something new pops up and we say goodbye for good.
I wonder if games of thrones is bringing out a game?
Next Games - Quality Freemium Butchers - Purveyors of Fine Fresh Nerf - We Take the Luck Away From Choice Cuts
Next Games - Great Leaders in Redefining Value in a Virtual World
We can only hope, that a person of stature, comes forth from NextGames, on this Board...
Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )
And now after new fantastic radio deal I'm inclined to blow toxic myself so i will take my own advice...
Next Games - Quality Freemium Butchers - Purveyors of Fine Fresh Nerf - We Take the Luck Away From Choice Cuts
Next Games - Great Leaders in Redefining Value in a Virtual World
Since it's Friday, let's start out the morning with a little literal lol over coffee & bagels. (Or are tea & danish more customary?)
https://aboveaverage.com/asshole-lab-rat-really-screwing-with-scientific-study/