The Cult of Rufus

Fellow survivors, listen to this: Rufus was a man accredited by NG to you by weapons, armor and traits, which NML did among you through him, as you yourselves know. This man was handed over to you by NG’s deliberate plan and foreknowledge.
Bad Pig
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
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Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
and the Saviors plot in vain?
The walkers of the earth rise up
and the biters band together
against NG and against Rufus, saying,
“Let us break their chains
and throw off their shackles.”
NG enthroned in Finland laughs;
Rufus scoffs at them.
He rebukes them in his anger
and terrifies them in his wrath, saying,
“I have installed my Hero
in Alexandria.”
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
May your stills be blessed and the squirrels be plentiful and robust.
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Please join us
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
1) Thou shalt not arm him with any weapon but The Reckoning.
2) Thou shalt not place him in any position other than leader.
3) Thou shall let him have free reign of all buckets in thine camp.
4) Thou shalt not covet his moonshine.
5) All squirrels are unto Rufus.
6) Thou shall smell thine fingers daily.
7) Posterior itches are the divine gifts of Rufus.
8) Thou shall not kill... Rufus in an outpost.
9) All scavenged fruits and vegetables are to be tithed to Rufus and the Holy Still.
10) Thou shall hold him above all heroes.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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I think your device auto corrected "Gospel" to "fanfic."
"Really? Good luck with that!"
"Really? Good luck with that!"
http://forums.nextgames.com/walkingdead/discussion/15886/imagine-heroes-from-other-franchises
@SynapseRanger foresaw the arrival of the prophet
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
Who dares to call you Doofus?
Call down your holy Varmint Blast,
The Reckonin will come to pass.
Squirrel's Courage will do for us,
Venerated Ruferus.
"Really? Good luck with that!"
Catty Wompus to you all.
On the first day of Rufusmas, my true love gave to me...
A possum and a jug for my pee...
"Really? Good luck with that!"
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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Put the Rufus back in Rufusmas!
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
Especially a Dark Corner.
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Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.