The Cult of Rufus

PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
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Fellow survivors, listen to this: Rufus was a man accredited by NG to you by weapons, armor and traits, which NML did among you through him, as you yourselves know. This man was handed over to you by NG’s deliberate plan and foreknowledge.
Bad Pig
Bad to the bone!
The Notorious P.I.G.
"I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
"I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
TheLostOnesmongo911jesterMovadoJenngCarolewifaeXenathewarriorSynapseRanger
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  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,741
    May your fingers always smell of roses and whiskey mash.
    TheLostOnesJenngXenathewarrior
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    For even if there are so-called Heroes, whether in Alexandria or at Hilltop ... yet for us there is but one Hero, Rufus, from whom all things came and for whom we live
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    masmith93TheLostOnesXenathewarrior
  • WalkerballzWalkerballz Member Posts: 1,896
    It's about time to pass the collection plate @Pig ;)
    Don't hate the black, don't hate the white, if you get bitten , just hate the bite! ....... Sly Stone
    Please join us
    TheLostOnesMaverick1969Xenathewarrior
  • PigPig Member Posts: 1,870
    Rufus owns the soup cans in a thousand camps, @Walkerballz. If he needed anything, he wouldn't tell you.
    Bad Pig
    Bad to the bone!
    The Notorious P.I.G.
    "I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on"
    "I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."
    masmith93WalkerballzTheLostOnesXenathewarrior
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    Rufus, The King, will want to enter the new city, Through its enemies they will come to subdue it Captives liberated to speak and act falsely, King to be outside, he will keep far from the enemy. Garden of the world near the new city, In the path of the hollow mountains, It will be seized and plunged into the Vat, Drinking by force the waters poisoned by sulfur.
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    ArtisansJenngWalkerballzXenathewarrior
  • ArtisansArtisans Member Posts: 727
    @capibara! I've found a place of respite. Rejoice, for how long it may last, who may knoweth?
    Retired, but not entirely dead.
    "Really? Good luck with that!"
    capibaraTheLostOnes
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    It had been foretold we would get Cletus, eeh, I mean Rufus:
    http://forums.nextgames.com/walkingdead/discussion/15886/imagine-heroes-from-other-franchises

    @SynapseRanger foresaw the arrival of the prophet
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    MizTySynapseRanger
  • harveylipsharveylips Member Posts: 38
    White lightning -
    ArtisansTheLostOnes
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    edited December 2016
    On the third day of Rufusmas, my Rufus gave to me...
    Three dying pigeons
    Two turtle turds
    And a possum & jug for my pee.
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
    jesterTheLostOnesMizTyGrannyzombiekill
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    Damn it @zbot you beat me to the punchline of part 2 of my own joke. I was building up the sequel with screenshots and all.
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    masmith93Grannyzombiekilljester
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