Holiday Competition!
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Holiday Competition!
Let’s have some holiday fun with a competition in which you can get an awesome Holiday forum badge and the chance to win a Small Radio Bundle!
To participate, post in the comments YOUR No Man’s Land Holiday themed story, poem, joke, limerick or other text of your choosing (and writing)! Entries will be judged based on humour, creativity and effort.
All participants will receive a badge for their profile and three lucky winners will receive a Small Radio Bundle! The competition starts now and ends on Tuesday 27th at 1 PM UTC. Winners will be announced shortly after.
Good luck and Happy Holidays everyone!
Let’s have some holiday fun with a competition in which you can get an awesome Holiday forum badge and the chance to win a Small Radio Bundle!
To participate, post in the comments YOUR No Man’s Land Holiday themed story, poem, joke, limerick or other text of your choosing (and writing)! Entries will be judged based on humour, creativity and effort.
All participants will receive a badge for their profile and three lucky winners will receive a Small Radio Bundle! The competition starts now and ends on Tuesday 27th at 1 PM UTC. Winners will be announced shortly after.
Good luck and Happy Holidays everyone!
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I love No Mans Land
I kill walkers everyday
It is so much fun
-DLich-
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Freemium... the "mium" is latin for 'not really'
Waited for hours for the competition to start
Small radio bundle I will not win
I need to go and cry in my Gin.
I'm catching you in every challenge wherever you are.
Gathering stars as much as I can
up to the top of my guild I ran.
Big ugly walker comes to my wall,
Here another radio fall,
Incredible joy enters my soul,
"Fifteen at last",- scream and dice roll,
Maybe this holiday getting it all
"Wait, it is green", guess whose this fault?
The answer in the name of the song.
Alternative happy ending
"Wait ,it's 256 Michonne", who's now happy doll!
so for decency and all that is dear,
pleace keep things civil,
and clear of all drivel.
Since the nerfed mods is not true,
toxicity will not do!
Take this warning and hold it close,
offender there be, warnings will be issued those.
(This was NOT my entry by the way)
Links to threads that are useful for beginners (and in some cases even for veterans)
Wa-wa-walkers,
When will you be full?
"Gurh, Gasp, gurh, gasp"
"Kill this fool"
One from my pistol,
Straight in to your brain,
And one for your little boy
Who died in lots of pain.
That's all I've got. Poor haha!
Edit: for the purpose of this dross, we'll pretend T-Dog is talking to Santa (a fat walker!). His boy is a dead Rudolph.
Please join us
Ho Ho Ho!
(To the music of Walking in a Winters Wonderland)
Lucille swings, are you listening
On the bat, brains are glistening
A grotesque sight
No ones happy tonight
Walkers in a Negans saviors Land
Gone away, Glenn & Abraham
Here to stay, Negans Saviors Land
He sings Easy Street song, as Daryl tries to stay strong.
Walkers in a Negans saviors land
In The kingdom we can meet Ezekiel,
and pretend his Tiger is around.
He'll say Carol are you married?
She'll say no man,
But Father Gabriel can do the job when he's in town.
Later on Rick & the gang will conspire,
As they dream of killing Negan by the fire.
To face unafraid,
The plans that they've made,
Walkers in a Negans saviors land.
At the Hilltop we will find a coward man,
And we all know that he needs tearing down.
Maggie'll have lots of fun tormenting Gregory
Until the other heroes knock him down.
When Negan dies, it'll be thrilling,
Carl & Enid will be a chilling
But We'll frolic and play, The Walking Dead Way,
Walkers in a Negans Saviors Land.
D-B - Leader of TLS II
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It's time to dress up christamas tree...nah better to wear armour.
Food smells from kitchen all around...he? is it a blood?
Christmas gifts under tree.....give me holiday bundle instead!
Great family time....ups.rather holiday event at front of us;)
Happy killing....I mean happy Christmas everyone!!
- from Amiga
Grew a beard not unlike dear old Santa
Have you been a good boy?
Negan wants a new toy?
Get your own son, or your eye, I'll pluck it!
Founder and benevolent dictator of IRONPHX
Alt Elder in Grumpy Old Gits
Meanwhile, I hope that you all read The 12 days of Rufusmas, a wonderful brain child of @jester 's with many different contributors in @Pig 's great Cult of Rufus thread in off-topic:
On the 12th day of Rufusmas, my Rufus gave to me...
12 banjos twangin'
11 catty wompuses
Ten scabs a bleedin'
Nine strippers jigglin'
Eight drunks a fightin'
Seven cousins kissin'
Six bunnies humpin'
Five molding wings
Four boiling stills
Three dying pigeons
Two turtle turds
And a possum & jug for my pee.
http://forums.nextgames.com/walkingdead/discussion/19494/the-cult-of-rufus#latest
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With at least one Scout
To the gate we go
Killing all the way
Guns are fully loaded
Making sure we're charged
What fun it is to stab and shoot
The walkers in our way
Oh, jingle bells, walkers smell
Time to grab that crate
Oh, what fun it is to win
Some trade goods then we leave, hey!
All my survivors were partying, all dressed in Rosita’s blouse
Supplies were a plenty, everyone without a care
With each new day the hopes that a trade for TG would be there
Michonne was absent, we desperately want her dreads,
But her Hero Tokens elude us, we keep shaking our heads
Walkers at the wall, we continually tap
Hoping for Radios, they don’t come gift-wrapped
We sent out a bruiser, walker heads they will batter
But their stun won’t work on the walkers that are fatter
Getting TGs on Raids requires a dash
So I send my Scout, to grab in a flash
As I upgrade my buildings, my Player Level will grow
As my survivors progress, my new skills I will show
Fighting and fighting…without fear
At the memorial tent I weep, and tip my beer
Be aware of those red objects, they are surely a trick
A lesson I learned from our fearless leader Rick
Don’t use melee survivors, on walkers that flame
Instead use ranged survivors, there is no shame
Now, Maggie! Now, Glenn! Now Tara and Carol!
On, Abraham! On, Rufus! On fake Eugene and Daryl!
To Scavenge Missions we go, getting resources for all!
We come to fight, we come to brawl
Maxing my Stars, I try and try and try
All the while, trying not to die
Hospital bills mount and accrue
It's all worth it...since I got more stars than you!!
Hoarded 500 Radios, now gone in a poof
Must equip my Outpost Defenders, with the trait Bulletproof
What events do we like? Here's what I've found...
Increased Radios and XP, and a hoard of walkers all around
Upgrade your Farms, for increased Supply Output
Getting great gear can sometime feel like spotting Big Foot
I love the the forum users, for the data they track
Many thanks to Shteevie and TCZ, for taking our flack
They do their best to answer...all of our queries
And the mods help prevent threads from getting hairy
Although it's not always said, I hope they know
That we really do appreciate them, even when we veto
Welcome to my Outpost, look at the wreath
Please take the TG and go, don't kick in my teeth
Free cookies and milk, peanut butter and jelly
But don't drink out of Rufus' jar, it's kind of smelly
His liquor is not off the top shelf
It's worse than peach schnapps mixed with urine from an elf
Watching Warriors is awesome...when they chop off a head
Thank you for starting...this amazing thread
Thanks again to NG, for all their hard work
And putting up with us, when we act like a jerk
Enough with me...and all my excessive prose
Is it apparent enough, that I have a a brown nose?
So I jumped in my Mission Car, and gave a whistle
And away I drove, at the speed of a missile
They could hear me yell...as I drove out of sight
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good fight!!!
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You know Rick and Michonne and Abraham and Tara,
Maggie and Carol and Glenn and Rosita.
But do you recall the most crazy hero of all?
Rufus the red-nosed hero
Had a very shiny nose
and if he encountered walkers,
He'd throw his bottle and he'd blow.
All of the other heros
Used to forget Rufus' name
They wondered how he'd ever
Joined up in the No Man's game!
Then one post-show Sunday eve
Chris Hardwick came to say
Grandpa Rufus, you're a sight!
Won't you show us all your might?
Rufus blew up the walkers
The heros shouted out with glee!
Rufus the red-nosed hero
Your drink is better than melee!
- Achmed The Dead Terrorist-
Oh what a Night
All is dead
All is blood
Round yon Rick
Negan and Carl
Holy Judith so tender and mild
Slay those walkers for a heavenly peace
Slay those walkers for a heavenly peace
(Works best when you sing it
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On the second day of No Man's Land Rufus gave to me 2 special calls and some tokens for Glenn Rhee
On the third day of No Man's Land Rufus gave to me 3 bad survivors, 2 special calls and some tokens for Glenn Rhee
On the fourth day of No Man's Land Rufus gave to me 4 hero tokens, 3 bad survivors, 2 special calls and some tokens for Glenn Rhee
On the fifth day of No Man's Land Rufus gave to me 5 gold for free, 4 hero tokens, 3 bad survivors, 2 special calls and some tokens for Glenn Rhee
BUT killing them's so delightful,
So if you've no place to go,
Come & play No Mans Land by NGO.
(I know, I know, I've already had my turn)
D-B - Leader of TLS II
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Bang bang bang walkers on the floor,
Ho ho ho who's it gonna be?
The gouvenor with a xmas tree.
Every walker was stirring, to test DF2's will;
Their ammo was stored in the workshops with care,
In preparation for the herd that soon would be there;
The survivors were led by Christine and the best,
Her team of DLich, Rinodawg, and Dave inspired the rest;
And 15 survivors, and I too,
Had furiously trained for what was due,
When out on the camp there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from our tents to see what was the matter.
Off in the distance, we heard the noise,
The walkers were pounding on our camp's doors.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
Faces of decay our wondering eyes did see,
The sea of undead would cause a layman flee,
But not DF2, so lively and quick,
The best guild there is, I must admit.
Christine gave the charge and they all came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, SAVIOR! now, SLUGGER! now, COBRA and THE_MAN!
On, SASSY_RED! on CRACK! on, CAROLE and SPARTAN!
JAYMIE, SCOOT you know what to do,
ROMAN MORONIE, HERSHEL, you in this too!
EL CHRISTOPH, WILLOW, JUSTIN get your gear,
CARLY you with us too so have no fear,
To the top of the watch tower! to the top of the wall!
Now kill away! kill away! kill away all!"
As their bullets did fly, fire lit in their eyes,
And their rewards were as high as the sky,
So onward and up the body count rose,
DF2 cannot be stopped, didn't you know?
And then, in a twinkling, I looked up and saw
Thousands of stars beginning to fall.
As I drew up my hand, and reached for them all,
Here's a phone, there's a phone, phones for us all!
Not only phones, but crates were gained,
DF2 and its survivors cannot be contained;
A bundle of rewards we had flung on our backs,
Reckon those walkers picked the wrong guild to attack.
Oh but wait, how can this be?
On the pile of undead a movement was seen!
Gazes transfixed to see what was missed!
How can hundreds of bullets not kill this?
The stump on pile stood into a figure, lean and mean,
If you're into his type, girls may find him sexy
Clad in a leather jacket, red scarf and saggy pants;
Scruffy face untouched by razor,
Barbed wire bat in his hand,
He looked at us all, and said with a smile,
"Hi, I'm Negan, nice to meet ya'll"
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and I knew he was one not to trust,
He spoke those seven words, and that was all it took,
Locked and loaded; DF2 made swiss cheese of the jerk,
And as he lay dying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, his eyes began to close;
He lay motionless, his breath beginning to slow,
And mustering all his strength and all his might.
But I heard him exclaim, as his eyes dimmed their sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
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