Valentine's Day - Forum Competition!



  • splaggsplagg Member Posts: 93

    It took far too long
    I'm so glad she's gone
    Bounced around like Pong
    After finding Michonne

    You boned the bad guys
    I'm so glad you're dead
    Such a welcome surprise
    When you blasted your head

    Your moral compass so lazy
    I'm so happy you're deceased
    And the dudes were so crazy
    No, you won't be missed

    Little nit-witted Andrea
    Always getting into trouble
    My only regret...
    your death wasn't double.

    Even Merle got to die twice you worthless whore.
    He and @jester had thoughts that match
    Both wondering about your nasty snatch
    But I'm so glad the show has you, no more.

  • splaggsplagg Member Posts: 93
    You must accept it
    My rhyme order is septic
    Just like Andrea
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,752
    edited February 2017
    @splagg if this is how you want to go,
    Good one. Tell me another story bro.
    Are you scared of the strong ones
    Or just women who can shoot guns?
  • TayonasTayonas Member Posts: 20
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Better watch out Negan, we're coming for you!
  • splaggsplagg Member Posts: 93
    Work is over so I gotta split
    But one more, quick, before I git.
    Of all the women on this show,
    There's only one I'd like to know.
    Whatever it takes, whenever there's strife,
    This one will be there to save your life.
    Of course I mean the female Daryl
    When it must be done, you go to Carol.
  • TransmuteJunTransmuteJun Member Posts: 2,168
    I think that I shall never see
    A hero as great as Maggie Rhee
    Her name has changed and now we know
    That her love for Glenn will always grow
  • SPC_TORRESSPC_TORRES Member Posts: 2,016
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    The best way to kill a walker is stab it in the head
  • Squall_NMLSquall_NML Member Posts: 737
    - Hey Jude (Misheard Lyrics) -

    Hey Stu, bad
    Take your new game and make it better
    Remember to tell us, who's been kickin you
    Then you can fart to make it better

    Hey Stu, don't be afraid
    You were made to go out and get hurt
    The minute you
    Then you begin to make it better

    And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
    Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
    For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
    By making his world a little colder
    Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
  • Squall_NMLSquall_NML Member Posts: 737
    - Hey Stu -
    (Misheard Lyrics)

    Hey Stu, don't feel too bad
    Take your time and make it better
    Remember, to tell who's the culprit
    Then you can fart to make it better

    Hey Stu, don't be afraid
    You were made to go out and get hurt
    The minute you pull out your anger
    Then you have to farted, to make it better

    And anytime you feel like crap, hey Stu, refrain
    Don't carry that jerk upon your minds
    For well you know, there's a friend looking for you
    So come out from wherever you are
    Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

    Hey Stu, don't let them down,
    You could comeback, they’re in it together,
    Remember, to let them into your heart,
    Then you can start to play it better

    ☆ Original Song Title: "Hey Jude"
    ☆ Original Performer: The Beatles
  • AngieMathesonAngieMatheson Member Posts: 93
    That grass is so green,
    And this sky so blue,
    Our survivors' skin often shares those colors too
    My smart pal, Negan who knows how to count,
    Til "eeniemeenimooe",
    Rivers will be red, thanks to your walking deads

    But as soon as you'll get alone
    If Abraham's is not gone
    He will have your back
    And stores Lucille
    Where you seat at.
    Lone wanderer
  • AigniAigni Member Posts: 58
    Oh dear Lucille
    please stop to kill!
    So many peope you have retired
    but know this - you are still admired.
  • WhyDoYouDieWhyDoYouDie Member Posts: 160
    Dear Rosita

    Since its valentine's day i finally got the courage to tell you how amazing you are.
    They way you move act and kill those walkers make me feel so amazing.
    I know you didn't notice me, i'm a nobody to you.
    But trust me i'm watching over you, sneaky i follow ur steps take care of walkers trying to trap you, hiding behind a tree or building when u watch my way.
    I know you still not over abraham, i get it you should take your time.
    But if you will ever give me a chance i would protect you with my life and would never let you doudbt your choice ever.

    Sweet kisses
  • AnielAniel Member Posts: 96
    I have a gift for you Carl,
    here take this white pearl,
    you miss something in your head,
    I took it from a dead.
    I know it will be painful,
    but you will be even more beautiful,
    you think only about revenge,
    by making it you are on the verge.
    But now, come with me,
    your face will return what used to be,
    you won't need to hide it anymore,
    you are the one I adore.
  • deb1hddeb1hd Member Posts: 333
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
    400 walkers and a crop in the field.
    We had some good times some bad time too.
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
  • DangerBDangerB Member Posts: 231
    Eugene, Eugene I knew you couldn't hack it.
    Sat in Library alone, and just jacked it.
  • JadenJaden Member Posts: 3,067
    Ode to my shooting gals

    You both are quite ugly, your nerd glasses, too,
    you're cross-eyed yet no one shoots better than you.

    One has a rifle, the other a gun,
    together you're killing walkers for fun.

    All the impressed guys have asked for a date,
    in the lead was that weird-ass Benjamin mate.

    Alas all you see are ironsights and scopes,
    so everyone gets just stares and some nopes.

    Oh hunter gal, shooter gal, you are the best,
    lets go fight some Saviors, forget all the rest.


    Marie as hunter gal
    Linda as shooter gal
    Benjamin as himself

    Leader of Morbid Sinners and Morbid Spirits

    Morbid Survivors are looking for you! If you are looking for a new guild, PM me.
  • T_12T_12 Member Posts: 728
    edited February 2017
    Found this somewhere, edited it a bit and thought of putting it up! Here goes:-

    Listen everybody and you a shall hear of a time
    When we were saved from walkers by a man named Rick Grimes
    It was a terrible day of the year when walkers got in the prison
    It seemed like all zombies had arisen
    When he saw them he had sounded the alarm
    He directed us to all have firearms
    When we all tried to leave in hurry
    It made Rick worry
    Some got trampled and some got bit
    But that didn't worry Rick
    It was about the people who got hit
    It was the Governor down the road
    That was the last time we saw the Governor after he lowered his gun and rode
    Then Rick silently walked his horse over to the bay
    When he sat down to lay
    He watched as the moon rose and tree shadows looked like prison bars
    And when he went back to look at his scars
    He saw what looked like a man but magnified
    And realized that the mirror never lied
    It was me on the other side!
    The only way to survive a mad world is to embrace the madness.
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