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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and covered in blood?
Road kill

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  • PhilJPhilJ Member Posts: 98
    It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
    FizzyPinot
  • FizzyPinotFizzyPinot Member Posts: 355
    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
    "Dam!"
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  • VerbaubVerbaub Member Posts: 650
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox? Bill
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front step? Matt
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

    What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu
    FizzyPinot
  • FizzyPinotFizzyPinot Member Posts: 355
    What was the last thing on the fly's mind when he hit the windscreen?
    His bum!
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  • DeathrowsmokerDeathrowsmoker Member Posts: 20
    Wots red and bad 4 ur teeth.... a brick 2 fish in a tank the 1st fish turns round to the 2nd and asks do u know how 2 drive this
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,523
    Q: what do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A: Fsh
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  • DeathrowsmokerDeathrowsmoker Member Posts: 20
    2 dyslexics walk in 2 a bra
    masmith93
  • FizzyPinotFizzyPinot Member Posts: 355
    @Deathrowsmoker I just came on to post the fish in the tank joke! I'm glad you did as it means someone else deems it worth sharing, not just me doing mum jokes
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  • TUCOTUCO Member Posts: 183
    Verbaub said:

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox? Bill
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front step? Matt
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

    What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu

    On a mountain... Cliff
  • FizzyPinotFizzyPinot Member Posts: 355
    A man walks into a bar...OUCH
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  • TUCOTUCO Member Posts: 183
    A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "why the long face"?
  • If you have a donkey and i have a rooster, and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do you have?


    Do you really want to know the answer
  • What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter what you call him, he can't come to you.
  • CarolWannabeCarolWannabe Member Posts: 24
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
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