Confessions of a knife

Survivor6 · April 2016

I am Satan...no really, my in game name is DiabloForce and I prefer to play he role of antagonist in this game. In the beginning I bounced from guild to guild, obtaining the rank of elder and then kicking all but the leader out while posting some humorous messages.

This was fun, lots of fun. You see, I figured this role fit into the post-apocalyptic world as some would hunt, and others would be hunted. I decided to be a hunter who worked alone. I destroyed some 20-25 guilds, (glennstilllives took it the hardest and cried all over this forum). I even created this account on the forum as a way to warn people about me in order to spread my notoriety.

Recently, I tried just being in a guild to play the game the way most of you do. I joined DTP and hung out there for a few weeks but have now grown bored. The game is overly repetitive and seemingly pointless now.

Rather than go back to my role as Satan, I am just going to leave the game and wanted to confess my sins in hope I can inspire others to create some mayhem in this boring, always glitching, under maintenance game.

666

Nobodyinc · April 2016

Thats cold blooded

Survivor6 · April 2016

Very.

masmith93 · April 2016

Did your mother not breastfeed you?

rgerkman · April 2016

I shall pray for your tortured soul

Survivor6 · April 2016

It's a game, people take it too seriously. This makes me laugh.

Besides, like I said, all kinds of survival methods in the apocalypse.

Survivor6 · April 2016

And on the contrary, perhaps those taking it too hard were breastfed too long.

masmith93 · April 2016

I'm concerned how you'll spend your time now that you aren't going to be playing anymore and able to "torture the poor saps who take things too seriously". Come lie on my couch and tell me what possesses you (see what I did there?) to behave this way. Does this 'mayhem' you spread manifest itself outside of Internet games? Do you have any pets?

rgerkman · April 2016

That's funny! I was thinking of going there @masmith93 but left it alone hahahah
Great Minds & all

Survivor6 · April 2016

Nah, no pets. It always starts with them and then escalates.

Survivor6 · April 2016

Don't worry about me, I'm sure I'll find another game you people take too seriously and torture new gamers until that game becomes boring and repetitive too.

Anybody have any ideas for a new game?

rgerkman · April 2016

Candy Crush Soda Saga

masmith93 · April 2016

Russian Roulette.

ggbats · April 2016

That's funny, but really " destroyed 20 to 25 guilds" is that even possible?

masmith93 · April 2016

If he was promoted to elder, then yes. Think about all the recruitment threads in guild discussions. I believe him. Some guilds promote to elder just for joining.

Survivor6 · April 2016

It's very easy to take them down. Get in, kick ass, get promoted, Wait for 20 members (if not full), destroy.

ggbats · April 2016

Wow, what some people do to get there jollies off!

Jorbet · April 2016

The other day I saw a young child eating an ice cream cone. I smacked that right out of her hands and gleefully laughed as it plopped onto the dirty ground. Kid was taking that ice cream too seriously. That'll teach her not to enjoy things!

masmith93 · April 2016

Are you lawyer that defends companies for killing Dolphins @Survivor6? Or do you work for an health insurance company denying claims? Or perhaps are you unemployed?

Survivor6 · April 2016

Now that's the spirit! Compare TWD gamers to children eating ice cream! I love it! Now up the ante, go destroy a guild.

masmith93 · April 2016

Oh well that's interesting, so you have code as to whom you should and shouldn't 'destroy'. Fascinating. @jorbet was simply making fun of the fact that you like to destroy the enjoyment of others. So you care whether it's an adult or a child. Huh.

So who destroyed your childhood?

Mod edit: Removed toxic behavior. ~Alibaba

Jorbet · April 2016

@Survivor6

irony
/ˈaɪrənɪ/
noun (pl) -nies
1.
the humorous or mildly sarcastic use of words to imply the opposite of what they normally mean
2.
an instance of this, used to draw attention to some incongruity or irrationality
3.
incongruity between what is expected to be and what actually is, or a situation or result showing such incongruity

Survivor6 · April 2016

@masmith93 he did have an affair with a walker and now I just realized, it was ------! She was good, everyone got a piece.

Mod edit: Removed toxic behavior. ~Alibaba

rgerkman · April 2016

"Stop Feeding the Troll"

Someone needed much attention today that they are lacking in their small circle of loved ones.. I hope you find the happiness you so desperately seek!!

Much Love!!

masmith93 · April 2016

@Survivor6 now we're getting somewhere. Tell me more. Feel free to take all the shots you want, I'm bulletproof. But we really need get down to the root cause of your issues. No one does what you did for 'fun'. Were you bullied in school?

Mod edit: Removed toxic behavior. ~Alibaba

masmith93 · April 2016

@rgerkman I'm just avoiding doing my taxes. If I stop playing with him, I'll be forced to work on them. It's death or taxes!

DoTak · April 2016

@masmith93 you used the 'T' word. You should be censored for that

FizzyPinot · April 2016

@masmith93 needs a shave

rgerkman · April 2016

Ohhhh... You must Shrink away then!!

Nobodyinc · April 2016

Please some help

Survivor6 · April 2016

How about the walking dead : road to survival? Anyone play it? Think I can create some mayhem there?

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