Confessions of a knife

I am Satan...no really, my in game name is DiabloForce and I prefer to play he role of antagonist in this game. In the beginning I bounced from guild to guild, obtaining the rank of elder and then kicking all but the leader out while posting some humorous messages.

This was fun, lots of fun. You see, I figured this role fit into the post-apocalyptic world as some would hunt, and others would be hunted. I decided to be a hunter who worked alone. I destroyed some 20-25 guilds, (glennstilllives took it the hardest and cried all over this forum). I even created this account on the forum as a way to warn people about me in order to spread my notoriety.

Recently, I tried just being in a guild to play the game the way most of you do. I joined DTP and hung out there for a few weeks but have now grown bored. The game is overly repetitive and seemingly pointless now.

Rather than go back to my role as Satan, I am just going to leave the game and wanted to confess my sins in hope I can inspire others to create some mayhem in this boring, always glitching, under maintenance game.

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  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    Very.
  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    I shall pray for your tortured soul :innocent:
    There Are No Such Things As Stupid Questions.!!
    There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!

    Rhonda
    Illbrainer
  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    It's a game, people take it too seriously. This makes me laugh.

    Besides, like I said, all kinds of survival methods in the apocalypse.
    ggbats
  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    And on the contrary, perhaps those taking it too hard were breastfed too long.
    rgerkmanggbatsMauditSurvivor420[Deleted User]
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    I'm concerned how you'll spend your time now that you aren't going to be playing anymore and able to "torture the poor saps who take things too seriously". Come lie on my couch and tell me what possesses you (see what I did there?) to behave this way. Does this 'mayhem' you spread manifest itself outside of Internet games? Do you have any pets?

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  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    :joy:
    That's funny! I was thinking of going there @masmith93 but left it alone hahahah
    Great Minds & all :wink:
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    There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!

    Rhonda
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  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    Nah, no pets. It always starts with them and then escalates.
    Survivor420
  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    Don't worry about me, I'm sure I'll find another game you people take too seriously and torture new gamers until that game becomes boring and repetitive too.

    Anybody have any ideas for a new game?
  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    Candy Crush Soda Saga :joy:
    There Are No Such Things As Stupid Questions.!!
    There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!

    Rhonda
    TheLostOnes
  • ggbatsggbats Member Posts: 210
    That's funny, but really " destroyed 20 to 25 guilds" is that even possible?
    Nobodyinc
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    If he was promoted to elder, then yes. Think about all the recruitment threads in guild discussions. I believe him. Some guilds promote to elder just for joining.
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  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    It's very easy to take them down. Get in, kick ass, get promoted, Wait for 20 members (if not full), destroy.
    Captainslayer
  • ggbatsggbats Member Posts: 210
    Wow, what some people do to get there jollies off!
    Survivor420Captainslayer
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    Are you lawyer that defends companies for killing Dolphins @Survivor6? Or do you work for an health insurance company denying claims? Or perhaps are you unemployed?
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  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    Now that's the spirit! Compare TWD gamers to children eating ice cream! I love it! Now up the ante, go destroy a guild.
    Captainslayer
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    edited April 2016
    Oh well that's interesting, so you have code as to whom you should and shouldn't 'destroy'. Fascinating. @jorbet was simply making fun of the fact that you like to destroy the enjoyment of others. So you care whether it's an adult or a child. Huh.

    So who destroyed your childhood?

    Mod edit: Removed toxic behavior. ~Alibaba
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  • JorbetJorbet Member Posts: 43
    edited April 2016
    @Survivor6

    irony
    /ˈaɪrənɪ/
    noun (pl) -nies
    1.
    the humorous or mildly sarcastic use of words to imply the opposite of what they normally mean
    2.
    an instance of this, used to draw attention to some incongruity or irrationality
    3.
    incongruity between what is expected to be and what actually is, or a situation or result showing such incongruity
    masmith93rgerkmanFizzyPinot
  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    edited April 2016
    @masmith93 he did have an affair with a walker and now I just realized, it was ------! She was good, everyone got a piece.

    Mod edit: Removed toxic behavior. ~Alibaba
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    edited April 2016
    @Survivor6 now we're getting somewhere. Tell me more. Feel free to take all the shots you want, I'm bulletproof. But we really need get down to the root cause of your issues. No one does what you did for 'fun'. Were you bullied in school?

    Mod edit: Removed toxic behavior. ~Alibaba
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  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,512
    @rgerkman I'm just avoiding doing my taxes. If I stop playing with him, I'll be forced to work on them. It's death or taxes! :D
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  • DoTakDoTak Member Posts: 1,964
    @masmith93 you used the 'T' word. You should be censored for that ;)
    masmith93
  • FizzyPinotFizzyPinot Member Posts: 355

    @masmith93 needs a shave
    yay Z Nation trailer now out for new season!
    masmith93Survivor420Jorbet
  • rgerkmanrgerkman Member Posts: 2,465
    Ohhhh... You must Shrink away then!! :joy:
    There Are No Such Things As Stupid Questions.!!
    There Are However.. Plenty of Stupid Answers!!

    Rhonda
    masmith93Jorbet
  • NobodyincNobodyinc Member Posts: 21
    Please some help
    masmith93Jorbetmcbkhicks
  • Survivor6Survivor6 Member Posts: 42
    How about the walking dead : road to survival? Anyone play it? Think I can create some mayhem there?
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