Finland jokes

2»

Comments

  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    edited May 2016
    @ggbats Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. :D
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
    ggbatsVintage_Bullmongo911TheLostOnes
  • ggbatsggbats Member Posts: 210
    Ikr? Your beauty is just to terrifyingly awesome, I just can't deal! ;)
    masmith93
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    Hi @ggbats, are you from Finland, by chance?
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
  • Vintage_BullVintage_Bull Member Posts: 214
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get the hell out of Finland.
    masmith93SlickRickmongo911
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,747
    edited May 2016
    I would like to take credit for that video. But I can't.
    masmith93SlickRick
  • TK-421TK-421 Member Posts: 416
    edited May 2016


    But I'm pretty sure that eetu, TK-421 and teeceezy could outdrink me any day of the week.

    I'm British so that's a given. Finns don't even drink that much, relatively speaking. Americans wouldn't stand a chance ;)

    Shots fired.
    TheLostOnesSlickRick
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    Hot burn @TK-421!

    According to OECD data here on this wiki page, you rank #11 ahead of Finland at #17 with the U.S. all the way down at #23. But I should actually be able to beat you all at #10. I don't think that's likely, though, unless I can send a younger version of myself.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
  • Vintage_BullVintage_Bull Member Posts: 214
    edited May 2016
    I'm not making fun of the British. Tom Hardy is British.

    Edit: BRONSON!!
  • mongo911mongo911 Member Posts: 939
    edited May 2016
    @TK-421 , Now really... Just who are the British...

    I have it on good authority, that the present day Britons, are really Americans & Canadians & Austrailians, who's ancestors didn't want to go for a " boat ride "...

    It must be fear of water...




    Fire returned, while drinking brown liquid...
    I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...

    Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )





    TheLostOnes
  • SlickRickSlickRick Posts: 2,731
    @masmith93

    Got a funny one for ya...

    My mom knows how picky I am when it comes to dating...probably why I'm not married despite a couple close calls...anyways I told my mom this morning when she came by that I finally found my dream girl I want to marry on the internet...I did this right before she was about to leave mind you...I showed her that still picture you posted above...she sat there for like 15 seconds without saying anything...I said "Don't worry mom...she's really funny and has tight pants"...she sat there for a few and then goes "Don't tell you father" and then just left.

    She thought I was being dead serious which is mind-boggling since everyone knows I'm a sarcastic shit...I'll call her later and tell her but I have to let it stew for a bit :)
    You better check yo self before you wreck yo self...cuz I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth
    masmith93TheLostOnes
  • creativeusernamecreativeusername Member Posts: 87
    @masmith93
    Well, it seems that my cleverly contrived creative cursing has sparked an amusing international incident?
    I Rock B)
    SlickRick
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    @SlickRick That is hilarious. I wish I could have seen the look on her face.

    @creativeusername We'll see if they take it personally if lvl 23 tanks randomly show up on your missions. ;)
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
    SlickRick
  • SlickRickSlickRick Posts: 2,731
    @masmith93

    I should have taken a picture for posterity's sake but didn't have my phone on me :(

    Rest assured it was priceless...you would think after 38 years she would be used to my shenanigans...but she's not the most stellar when it comes to sense of humor...and I played it really good :)
    You better check yo self before you wreck yo self...cuz I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth
    masmith93creativeusername
  • @SlickRick -is mom Finnish, too?
  • SlickRickSlickRick Posts: 2,731
    @JudithG

    No that's just on my dad's side...but it's like almost pure Finnish on that side :)
    You better check yo self before you wreck yo self...cuz I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,747
    Knock. Knock.
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    Who's there?
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,747
    Finland.
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    Finland who?
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
  • jesterjester Member Posts: 2,747
    That's it. In Finland there's no punchline.
    masmith93TheLostOneslmfgunnutSlickRick
  • TheLostOnesTheLostOnes Member Posts: 3,030
    @mongo911 said:

    Fire returned, while drinking brown liquid...

    Oh, you yanks with your Coca-Cola :}

    And if it hadn't been for the improvement in U.S. beer over the part 20 years, there's would have been a joke in here about Americans not fearing water:

    I have it on good authority, that the present day Britons, are really Americans & Canadians & Austrailians, who's ancestors didn't want to go for a " boat ride "...

    It must be fear of water...
    I'm lost.

    Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
    mongo911SlickRick
  • DragoniusDragonius Member Posts: 93
    SgtSalami said:

    I remember being in a restaurant in Helsinki once. I looked at all the other tables with the Finnish families eating their meals and not talking to each other. It was interesting.

    Well, in Finland it's considered as bad manners to speak with food in your mouth... ;)

    That actually reminds me of this one classic finnish joke (it has it own several variations, but punchline is the same)

    Two finns, Matti and Teppo sit at a bar.

    Matti: It's quite hot weather today.
    Teppo: ....

    Matti: I wonder who wins the hockey league this year.
    Teppo: ....

    Matti: I think it's raining tomorrow.
    Teppo: ....

    Matti: That waitress has damn nice butt.
    Teppo: ....

    Matti: You know that guy from the...
    Teppo: GODDAMMIT MATTI! Did we come here to drink or talk crap?!
    TheLostOnesggbats
  • masmith93masmith93 Member Posts: 3,522
    Meanwhile, somewhere in Helsinki...
    Proud member of the Empty Memorial Club.
    WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
    Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
    This space intentionally left blank.
Sign In or Register to comment.