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According to OECD data here on this wiki page, you rank #11 ahead of Finland at #17 with the U.S. all the way down at #23. But I should actually be able to beat you all at #10. I don't think that's likely, though, unless I can send a younger version of myself.
@TK-421 , Now really... Just who are the British...
I have it on good authority, that the present day Britons, are really Americans & Canadians & Austrailians, who's ancestors didn't want to go for a " boat ride "...
It must be fear of water...
Fire returned, while drinking brown liquid...
I am easily confused by other people's, laziness and sloppiness and greed...
Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )
My mom knows how picky I am when it comes to dating...probably why I'm not married despite a couple close calls...anyways I told my mom this morning when she came by that I finally found my dream girl I want to marry on the internet...I did this right before she was about to leave mind you...I showed her that still picture you posted above...she sat there for like 15 seconds without saying anything...I said "Don't worry mom...she's really funny and has tight pants"...she sat there for a few and then goes "Don't tell you father" and then just left.
She thought I was being dead serious which is mind-boggling since everyone knows I'm a sarcastic shit...I'll call her later and tell her but I have to let it stew for a bit
You better check yo self before you wreck yo self...cuz I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth
@SlickRick That is hilarious. I wish I could have seen the look on her face.
@creativeusername We'll see if they take it personally if lvl 23 tanks randomly show up on your missions.
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I should have taken a picture for posterity's sake but didn't have my phone on me
Rest assured it was priceless...you would think after 38 years she would be used to my shenanigans...but she's not the most stellar when it comes to sense of humor...and I played it really good
You better check yo self before you wreck yo self...cuz I'm bad for your health, I come real stealth
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A Finnish and a Japanese company decided to organize an annual rowing competition with teams of 8. Both teams trained hard and long. On the day of the competition, both teams thought themselves to be in top condition, but the Japanese won by a kilometer. After the loss, there was an atmosphere of defeat within the Finnish team. However, the leadership of the company decided that they had to win next year, for company morale. They assigned a project group to solve the problem. After long analysis of the problem, they found that the Japanese had seven rowers and one Coxswain, whereas the Finns had one rower and seven coxswain.
In this crisis the leadership showed considerable ability to perform. Consults were hired to investigate how the team was put together. After a few months' work, experts arrived at the conclusion that there were too many coxswain and too few rowers. Based on the report from the experts, the leadership of the company immediately made changes to the team. There were now four coxswain two executive coxswain, a team leader and a rower. Additionally, a bonus point system was developed to motivate the rower. "We have to extend his job and give him more responsibility."
The next year the Japanese won by two kilometers. The Finnish team fired the rower for bad performance, but still paid a bonus to the leadership for the efforts they had made. For next year, the Finns are developing a new boat.
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And if it hadn't been for the improvement in U.S. beer over the part 20 years, there's would have been a joke in here about Americans not fearing water:
I have it on good authority, that the present day Britons, are really Americans & Canadians & Austrailians, who's ancestors didn't want to go for a " boat ride "...
I remember being in a restaurant in Helsinki once. I looked at all the other tables with the Finnish families eating their meals and not talking to each other. It was interesting.
Well, in Finland it's considered as bad manners to speak with food in your mouth...
That actually reminds me of this one classic finnish joke (it has it own several variations, but punchline is the same)
Two finns, Matti and Teppo sit at a bar.
Matti: It's quite hot weather today. Teppo: ....
Matti: I wonder who wins the hockey league this year. Teppo: ....
Matti: I think it's raining tomorrow. Teppo: ....
Matti: That waitress has damn nice butt. Teppo: ....
Matti: You know that guy from the... Teppo: GODDAMMIT MATTI! Did we come here to drink or talk crap?!
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To get the hell out of Finland.
Shots fired.
According to OECD data here on this wiki page, you rank #11 ahead of Finland at #17 with the U.S. all the way down at #23. But I should actually be able to beat you all at #10. I don't think that's likely, though, unless I can send a younger version of myself.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita
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Edit: BRONSON!!
I have it on good authority, that the present day Britons, are really Americans & Canadians & Austrailians, who's ancestors didn't want to go for a " boat ride "...
It must be fear of water...
Fire returned, while drinking brown liquid...
Any guess who might " now " be on my list, ( in 2017 )
Got a funny one for ya...
My mom knows how picky I am when it comes to dating...probably why I'm not married despite a couple close calls...anyways I told my mom this morning when she came by that I finally found my dream girl I want to marry on the internet...I did this right before she was about to leave mind you...I showed her that still picture you posted above...she sat there for like 15 seconds without saying anything...I said "Don't worry mom...she's really funny and has tight pants"...she sat there for a few and then goes "Don't tell you father" and then just left.
She thought I was being dead serious which is mind-boggling since everyone knows I'm a sarcastic shit...I'll call her later and tell her but I have to let it stew for a bit
Well, it seems that my cleverly contrived creative cursing has sparked an amusing international incident?
I Rock
@creativeusername We'll see if they take it personally if lvl 23 tanks randomly show up on your missions.
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I should have taken a picture for posterity's sake but didn't have my phone on me
Rest assured it was priceless...you would think after 38 years she would be used to my shenanigans...but she's not the most stellar when it comes to sense of humor...and I played it really good
No that's just on my dad's side...but it's like almost pure Finnish on that side
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After the loss, there was an atmosphere of defeat within the Finnish team. However, the leadership of the company decided that they had to win next year, for company morale. They assigned a project group to solve the problem. After long analysis of the problem, they found that the Japanese had seven rowers and one Coxswain, whereas the Finns had one rower and seven coxswain.
In this crisis the leadership showed considerable ability to perform. Consults were hired to investigate how the team was put together. After a few months' work, experts arrived at the conclusion that there were too many coxswain and too few rowers. Based on the report from the experts, the leadership of the company immediately made changes to the team. There were now four coxswain two executive coxswain, a team leader and a rower. Additionally, a bonus point system was developed to motivate the rower. "We have to extend his job and give him more responsibility."
The next year the Japanese won by two kilometers. The Finnish team fired the rower for bad performance, but still paid a bonus to the leadership for the efforts they had made.
For next year, the Finns are developing a new boat.
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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Fire returned, while drinking brown liquid...
Oh, you yanks with your Coca-Cola :}
And if it hadn't been for the improvement in U.S. beer over the part 20 years, there's would have been a joke in here about Americans not fearing water:
I have it on good authority, that the present day Britons, are really Americans & Canadians & Austrailians, who's ancestors didn't want to go for a " boat ride "...
It must be fear of water...
Check out the DMZ guild. We're recruiting. Here.
That actually reminds me of this one classic finnish joke (it has it own several variations, but punchline is the same)
Two finns, Matti and Teppo sit at a bar.
Matti: It's quite hot weather today.
Teppo: ....
Matti: I wonder who wins the hockey league this year.
Teppo: ....
Matti: I think it's raining tomorrow.
Teppo: ....
Matti: That waitress has damn nice butt.
Teppo: ....
Matti: You know that guy from the...
Teppo: GODDAMMIT MATTI! Did we come here to drink or talk crap?!
WHMGTYSNNBC - Retirement Guild Leader
Coming soon to Finland to hug Teeceezy.
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